Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 382681 times)

Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3175 on: 22 July, 2023, 11:52:50 am »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3176 on: 22 July, 2023, 12:51:20 pm »
Headless hearseman joak goes here ==>
Any joaks about this will surely be a dead end.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3177 on: 22 July, 2023, 03:10:21 pm »
Headless hearseman joak goes here ==>
Any joaks about this will surely be a dead end.


Flogging a dead horse really...
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3178 on: 28 July, 2023, 07:07:50 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23681530.swindon-couple-depressed-number-seeds-massive-tree/

Oh woes! A tree is making me depressed by dropping seeds!

And they say it's Gen Z that are the snowflakes.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3179 on: 28 July, 2023, 11:47:15 am »
GenZ don't do gardening.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3180 on: 28 July, 2023, 12:48:22 pm »
They might do guerilla gardening.
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ian

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3181 on: 28 July, 2023, 08:47:50 pm »
Honestly, I hope they get eaten by a gorilla.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3182 on: 29 July, 2023, 08:22:55 am »
"Swindon tree behind cruelty to gorillas".
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3183 on: 29 July, 2023, 10:26:29 am »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3184 on: 29 July, 2023, 10:32:55 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23681530.swindon-couple-depressed-number-seeds-massive-tree/

Oh woes! A tree is making me depressed by dropping seeds!

And they say it's Gen Z that are the snowflakes.

Some years ago I was walking in Priory park, which is an absolutely wonderful park and almost certainly the best bit of Southend. An old guy* was walking his dog and complaining about the number of leaves on the ground. I pointed out that there were a lot of trees and it was autumn, but he was unmoved. It was unsightly, untidy and the council should do something about it.

In a different conversation on another occasion, he commented, deadly serious, "I can tell the earth has shifted on its axis because the sun is shining under the peak of me cap. It never used to do that."

*The same guy, as it happened, who used the Mayoral Daimler as an offensive weapon and knocked me off my bike in July 1982, but that's another story.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3185 on: 19 August, 2023, 09:20:31 am »
https://metro.co.uk/2023/08/18/people-say-fly-infested-town-smells-of-boiled-chicken-and-death-19355314/?ico=metro-posts_article_whats-trending-now

I remember Hull coming no.1 in the first Crap Towns book largely because it "smells of death".  Well, Eye in Suffolk has gone one better.  Escape To The Country.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3186 on: 26 August, 2023, 06:47:03 am »
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3187 on: 26 August, 2023, 06:58:22 am »
Severe arthritis prevents grandmother, 26, from carrying her grandson.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3188 on: 26 August, 2023, 07:15:52 am »
Severe arthritis prevents grandmother, 26, from carrying her grandson.
But she can go on a bouncy castle!
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3189 on: 26 August, 2023, 10:09:54 am »
Normal for South Park.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3190 on: 01 September, 2023, 07:37:07 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23756549.swindon-brothers-sentenced-fight-morrisons/

Another deliciously scummy story.  I think these two miss school.

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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3191 on: 01 September, 2023, 10:45:53 am »
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This is either some attempt at rebranding Swindon, or another new Reach Executive Reporter.


PS. I love the way they repurpose one photo to make many.
It is simpler than it looks.

rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3192 on: 02 September, 2023, 07:06:24 am »
Their grammer is so Bad that its qite hard to work our who did wot to who and where.
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3193 on: 02 September, 2023, 07:12:54 am »
They got it wrong. Should be there grammer.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3194 on: 06 September, 2023, 01:19:07 pm »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1697866953073762581

A rather lovely video from the ancient "Tonight" programme, with Cliff Michelmore, Derek Hart and Fyfe Robertson. Berney Arms, 1960.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3195 on: 06 September, 2023, 01:42:06 pm »
What a shame the pub closed in 2015.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3197 on: 07 September, 2023, 04:54:47 pm »
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339

Candles, bodies covered in blankets; got to be a satanic murder ritual.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3198 on: 07 September, 2023, 05:17:58 pm »
Yeah well, some people do think yoga is satanic anyway.
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3199 on: 14 September, 2023, 02:24:04 pm »
It is simpler than it looks.