I have a team van
That will be counted as cheating.
My cunning plan (date TBC)...
A five to 9 adventure one Wednesday evening, as in 1700hrs (Wednesday) to 0900hrs (Thursday). Meet up after work, cycling around a bit, have our tea and some form of liquid refreshment inna pub, bivvy down in a pre-identified spot, cycle home the following morning with enough time to do one's ablutions then go to work at 0900hrs or whatever time you normally start work.
Sound good? Who's up for it?