I will strenuously deny the green bouffant rumours above, but earlier today I watched a black Zafira with an Audax UK sticker queueing for the 16.05 ferry from Calais to Dover, and admired a coppery-orange Chas Roberts with an Isaac fork, Schmidt dynohub and full mudguards. Was this perhaps a Redlight? If so, I am very sorry not to have had the nerve to accost you, but will look out for you on the OKR. I was in a red Zafira with a silver and green Lemond Tourmalet on the roof, and we were in front of you on the ferry.