"I was out with my six-year old son this weekend watching the demolition of the Didcot power station, and he asked me, "Dad, did Jesus blow up cooling towers?". I thought about this for a moment and said "Well, yes son, in a way he did..."
My vicar friend does an excellent parody of this standard Thought For The Day template which he can fit to any occasion. He was actually taught how to do this at Vicar School.