Author Topic: Super-Twat (Read 897194 times)

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1750 on:** 25 March, 2016, 09:41:13 pm »

Isn't it funny how just when you think life couldn't posiibly get any worse it suddenly does?

Canardly · « **Reply #1751 on:** 25 March, 2016, 09:54:57 pm »

Another Tory intellectual (until it happens to him or one of his).

spesh · « **Reply #1752 on:** 25 March, 2016, 10:14:49 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 25 March, 2016, 09:41:13 pm

Isn't it funny how just when you think life couldn't posiibly get any worse it suddenly does?

Alternatively, perhaps one should be more careful what one wishes for.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1753 on:** 25 March, 2016, 10:35:00 pm »

Quote from: spesh on 25 March, 2016, 10:14:49 pm

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 25 March, 2016, 09:41:13 pm
Isn't it funny how just when you think life couldn't posiibly get any worse it suddenly does?

Alternatively, perhaps one should be more careful what one wishes for.

Crabbsticks?

hellymedic · « **Reply #1754 on:** 26 March, 2016, 08:38:08 pm »

[OT] Mr Sainsbury's 'Seafood Sticks' are molished from hake and pollock, not crab nor Crabb.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1755 on:** 27 March, 2016, 09:50:46 am »

Better that than compressed krill. Also Crabbsticks = guaranteed indigestion.

rr · « **Reply #1756 on:** 27 March, 2016, 11:22:43 am »

Janet Street Porter

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1757 on:** 27 March, 2016, 11:43:07 am »

Presumably for this bucket of wank, rather than calling Coleen Nolan a bitch?

Polar Bear · « **Reply #1758 on:** 27 March, 2016, 11:56:47 am »

I have never found anything to like about JSP. Surprising to find that somebody with such extreme and often right wing views comes from a humble background. I guess that may be a consequence of being a beneficiary of the baby boomer generation.

Kim · « **Reply #1759 on:** 27 March, 2016, 01:10:38 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 27 March, 2016, 11:56:47 am

Surprising to find that somebody with such extreme and often right wing views comes from a humble background.

I'm not sure that's surprising.

On a related note: David Cameron. Again. This time for his creative interpretation of 'Christian values'.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #1760 on:** 27 March, 2016, 01:19:59 pm »

Quote from: BBC / Shameron

The UK must "stand together and defend" its Christian values in the face of threats from terrorism, David Cameron has said in his Easter message.

The prime minister said responsibility, hard work and compassion were important to people "of every faith and none".

I can't quite work out what that means. My brane hurts. $:-\$

All that springs to mind with Dave and his Easter message is how much of a mega twat he is.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1761 on:** 27 March, 2016, 02:33:51 pm »

I would leave a comment asking JSP how many pedestrians haved been killed utterly to DETH by these supposedly "lethal" pavement cyclists but Chrome is such a steaming pile of poo that the page always crashes before I can scroll down that far.

I therefore nominate as an S-T the Mega-Global Chocolate Manufactury Corporation of Mountain View, USAnia's head of QA.

rr · « **Reply #1762 on:** 27 March, 2016, 02:48:34 pm »

It means nothing or if you are suggestible whatever you want it to. Classic Cameron.
I thought Easter messages were done by popes and archbishops, a touch of the Blairs?

Morat · « **Reply #1763 on:** 28 March, 2016, 03:53:05 pm »

Quote from: rr on 27 March, 2016, 02:48:34 pm

It means nothing or if you are suggestible whatever you want it to. Classic Cameron.
I thought Easter messages were done by popes and archbishops, a touch of the Blairs?

Indeed.
And if you're doing an Easter Message then surely it should be aimed at people who find Easter significant. Otherwise you're just banging your gums for no reason. Not that Dave has a problem with that, of course.

hatler · « **Reply #1764 on:** 29 March, 2016, 10:05:54 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 27 March, 2016, 11:43:07 am

Presumably for this bucket of wank, rather than calling Coleen Nolan a bitch?

Dearie me. That really is piss-poor. Dashed off in sub five minutes I would think. It's like etch-a-rant. Turn the knobs and see what drops out. No thought. And to think. They get paid for churning out crap like that.

madcow · « **Reply #1765 on:** 01 April, 2016, 06:05:03 pm »

I had to laugh at the line"The cycling lobby is really powerful".
Yeh, we have the AA and RAC ,the train operators , local authorities and construction companies cowering in fear of our powerful lobbying machinery. NOT.

JSP likes to remind those of us who actually live and work in rural North Yorkshire , how wonderful life is in the capital especially when you have a bolt hole in the Dales. She often tells us in the papers of the concerts she's been to and the goings on in TV land.
Well JSP ,if life is so hip and groovy in London,why don't you just f**k off back there ,pronto.

clarion · « **Reply #1766 on:** 02 April, 2016, 01:03:19 pm »

Sajid Javid, and all the other Cabinet Ministers who have no idea nor care where Port Talbot even is.

Efrogwr · « **Reply #1767 on:** 09 April, 2016, 10:44:12 am »

Charles Walker.One letter short of another apt description.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1768 on:** 09 April, 2016, 11:07:43 am »

Equally deserving of Super-Twat status is the person who stuck the headline "Tory MP says he'll ban curtains if he's forced to publish his tax returns" above Nicole Morley's piece on the matter on Metro's¹ webshite. He doesn't say he'll ban curtains, because he can't ban curtains except possibly in his own house, but rather that he'll introduce a private members bill to ban curtains² which:

has no chance of becoming law
is the act of a Super-Twat

He's a back-bench MP, not fucking Stalin. The day after I lead the panzers down Whitehall there'll be some changes made in the media, oh yes.

1: I know, it was just the first result Mr Google threw up.
2: Also he said it to notorious Murdoch-channelling hellspawn gobshite and Super-Twat Kay Burley, who'll be one of the first people to be made illegal under the new regime.

clarion · « **Reply #1769 on:** 11 April, 2016, 01:38:44 pm »

Charles Moore, resident Super-Twat of the Twattish environs that is the Daily Telegraph. For suggesting that David Cameron is, poor dear, caught in the 'Wealth Trap'.

Would that I had one tenth of his problems!

Torslanda · « **Reply #1770 on:** 12 April, 2016, 07:00:47 pm »

Quote from: clarion on 11 April, 2016, 01:38:44 pm

Charles Moore, resident Super-Twat of the Twattish environs that is the Daily Telegraph. For suggesting that David Cameron is, poor dear, caught in the 'Wealth Trap'.

Would that I had one tenth of his problems!

Amen, Reverend!

sg37409 · « **Reply #1771 on:** 14 April, 2016, 01:03:49 pm »

Tyson Fury.

Seems to be caught between trying to be a victim and being a controversial "character."
He's certainly something beginning with a C.

Legs · « **Reply #1772 on:** 20 April, 2016, 09:34:25 am »

I know it's bound to be repetition, but Bernie Ecclescake just needs to die. Preferably horribly. What a total Grade A c

nt.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1773 on:** 20 April, 2016, 09:51:09 am »

I really really hope Sophia Flörsch makes it to F1 before the stupid old fucker carks it

rogerzilla · « **Reply #1774 on:** 20 April, 2016, 11:02:21 am »

I need to nominate Michael Gove yet again. Sorry.

Can't Cameron and the "In" campaign just put up posters showing Gove, IDS and Farage with a caption "These people want you to vote out"? Surely that would do it?