Author Topic: Caption It #402 (Read 4186 times)

Zoidburg · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 May, 2010, 10:47:59 pm »

There is a joke in there somewhere in the relation to the size of Charlottes backside but I like my face the way it is.

clarion · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 May, 2010, 10:49:15 pm »

Roadkill from the London cabbies holiday convoy.

Noodley · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 May, 2010, 10:51:40 pm »

Quote from: Zoidburg on 30 May, 2010, 10:47:59 pm

There is a joke in there somewhere in the relation to the size of Charlottes backside but I like my face the way it is.

I, on the other hand, am far enough away to take the chance

On road bike parking facility.

Zoidburg · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 May, 2010, 10:53:11 pm »

Quote from: Noodley on 30 May, 2010, 10:51:40 pm

Quote from: Zoidburg on 30 May, 2010, 10:47:59 pm
There is a joke in there somewhere in the relation to the size of Charlottes backside but I like my face the way it is.

I, on the other hand, am far enough away to take the chance

On road bike parking facility.

I was going to go with

"Like two badly parked Volkswagen Beetles..."

clarion · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 May, 2010, 10:54:56 pm »

Assume the position

rogerzilla · « **Reply #6 on:** 31 May, 2010, 09:49:45 am »

I take it the Pikes aren't on this trip, or it would have been gutted and spit-roasted like all other roadkill.

sprogs · « **Reply #7 on:** 31 May, 2010, 09:52:24 am »

It was annabel's first triathlon, and she had got the order of events badly wrong.

clarion · « **Reply #8 on:** 31 May, 2010, 09:56:24 am »

PG Tips & Julian got out of the way

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zumVyUSgrEE&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/zumVyUSgrEE&rel=1</a>

Charlotte · « **Reply #9 on:** 31 May, 2010, 10:11:45 am »

*sharpens pointystabbitythings*

RichForrest · « **Reply #10 on:** 31 May, 2010, 10:14:56 am »

Quote from: Charlotte on 31 May, 2010, 10:11:45 am

*sharpens pointystabbitythings*

I was going to post something about portable bike parking until I read that post

jogler · « **Reply #11 on:** 31 May, 2010, 11:25:25 am »

Quote from: clarion on 31 May, 2010, 09:56:24 am

PG Tips & Julian got out of the way just in time

BLOODANDSAND

Darwinism with a death-wish?
Mind you,his downhill ability fades in comparison to Charlotte's ability to do likewise uphill

Jaded · « **Reply #12 on:** 31 May, 2010, 11:35:30 am »

The Red Hair Arrows practising for the summer show calendar.

clarion · « **Reply #13 on:** 31 May, 2010, 11:38:48 am »

It's normal to chalk the names on the road before the race.

iddu · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 June, 2010, 12:42:53 am »

"Fook - which *2!"£ fettled the Penny's brakes?"

Fixedwheelnut · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 June, 2010, 12:55:46 am »

I thought they were in France not Holland?

teethgrinder · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 June, 2010, 07:06:06 pm »

The beanfeast was overkill for Charlotte. Too much rear thrust threw her off balance, launching her from her cycle and into the air, summersaulting until she ran out of gas, much like a balloon when let go.

jane · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 June, 2010, 08:30:03 pm »

Quote from: teethgrinder on 02 June, 2010, 07:06:06 pm

The beanfeast was overkill for Charlotte. Too much rear thrust threw her off balance, launching her from her cycle and into the air, summersaulting until she ran out of gas, much like a balloon when let go.

Chris S · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 June, 2010, 08:39:00 pm »

<dogma>
Jay: Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know.
[~~Charlotte~~ Rufus falls out of the sky]
Jay: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
</dogma>

Jaded · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 June, 2010, 12:41:39 am »

Charlotte had never played Hide and Seek before.

Quisling · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 June, 2010, 12:57:38 am »

Charlotte's search for the nano-taxi driver who cut her up took her down to asphalt level.

mattc · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 June, 2010, 11:24:52 pm »

Uphill Trackstand judge Dies of Boredom.

nuttycyclist · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 June, 2010, 11:44:12 pm »

Charlotte had a new career in horticulture. She was tasked with monitoring tree growth on unused roads. She'd just thought she'd spotted some new growth when passing cyclists crushed the poor young stem.

She let out a shout.

You could call it a beeched wail.

Charlotte · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 June, 2010, 08:50:38 am »

*notfindingnuttyfunny*

clarion · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 June, 2010, 09:18:31 am »

Goodbye nutty. Flowers for the funeral (assuming they can find enough parts to bury)?

Author Topic: Caption It #402 (Read 4186 times)

Zoidburg

Zoidburg

Chris S