I'm taken with the slogans on the Audax Kanagawa top, as featured in my test video. It says, 'BREVETS, The Unlimited Horizon of the Mind' at the bottom, and 'We are the champions, my friend. We'll keep on riding to the end', at the top. I think I would go for 'Ginsters, the food of the Gods' and 'Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way'.