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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #625 on: 18 July, 2018, 11:50:53 pm »
First spaceport will not be in Snowdonia

Well obviously, any fule knows that BRITISH space launches should take place from a SEEKRIT BUNKER on the Isle of Wight.


(Frankly, I'm disappointed that this isn't an article about Lord Buckethead doing a U-turn on his policy about the redevelopment of Birmingham.)

Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #626 on: 19 July, 2018, 10:01:04 am »
First spaceport will not be in Snowdonia

Well obviously, any fule knows that BRITISH space launches should take place from a SEEKRIT BUNKER on the Isle of Wight.


(Frankly, I'm disappointed that this isn't an article about Lord Buckethead doing a U-turn on his policy about the redevelopment of Birmingham.)
We've already got a Spaceport here at Adastral Park on the blasted heath of Martlesham in the desolate wilds of the Angles of the East.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #627 on: 30 August, 2018, 01:46:15 pm »

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #628 on: 09 September, 2018, 09:13:04 pm »
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #629 on: 14 September, 2018, 09:35:28 am »
Passports have an expiry date. Remarkable!
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #630 on: 14 September, 2018, 12:53:19 pm »
Passports have an expiry date. Remarkable!
The utter piece of crap that is a Greek ID card often doesn't.
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #631 on: 14 September, 2018, 03:26:10 pm »
Royal Navy saliors get drunk on shore leave and annoy locals:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/09/royal-navy-sailors-held-in-us-over-drunken-behaviour

Early in the morning?

Put him in the longboat till he's sober!

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #632 on: 17 September, 2018, 10:59:37 pm »
Peach tree bears fruit a few years after planting.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45552572

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #633 on: 18 September, 2018, 04:28:18 pm »
Peach tree bears fruit a few years after planting.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45552572

Jeez Helly ... have you ever heard of romance?  ::-)

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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #634 on: 18 September, 2018, 06:20:37 pm »
Of course I've heard of romance! I sleep under the bear I gave David for Valentine's Day in 2003b(it's on the light's pull-cord over the bed) every night I'm home but I don't share this with the whole wide world!

ian

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« Reply #635 on: 18 September, 2018, 06:29:44 pm »
I planted a cherry tree at our last place for our wedding anniversary. Finally, the summer before we moved, it produced it's first and precisely one juicy cherry. As I pointed out this exciting fact to my beloved a fat blackbird landed on the branch and ate it.

We should have dug it up and taken it with us. You can't beat romance with a shovel. Though if you do, bury and deny everything.

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #636 on: 18 September, 2018, 08:35:49 pm »
I planted a cherry tree at our last place for our wedding anniversary.

*** BONG ***  !
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #637 on: 29 September, 2018, 02:40:37 pm »

Beardy

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For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Torslanda

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #639 on: 15 October, 2018, 03:07:44 pm »
Previously divorced woman gets pregnant.

Media loses its collective shit.

***HOT POOP*** Being pregnant makes you tired. Woman will be forced to travel home from South Pacific.

I know. Didn't even register on the 'Giveashitometer'...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #640 on: 15 October, 2018, 05:36:06 pm »
Front page of the Sunday Times. Big photo:

<c-list comedian caught kissing Strictly dance partner - girlfriend v cross.>

And my favourite bit:
"... Continued in NEWS p3"

yup, in the NEWS section  :facepalm:
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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #641 on: 17 October, 2018, 01:55:02 pm »

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #642 on: 18 October, 2018, 09:21:46 am »
Small boy touches man's beard

It's in the BBC charter* that at least one heart-warming royal story must be prominent at all times on the BBC News website.





*Or not.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #643 on: 18 October, 2018, 01:28:31 pm »
I preferred the old days when this article had to be on the front page at all times.

Haggerty F, Haggerty R, Tomkins, Noble, Carrick, Robson, Crapper, Dewhurst, Macintyre, Treadmore, Davitt.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #645 on: 25 October, 2018, 09:25:54 pm »

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #646 on: 27 October, 2018, 02:17:17 pm »
It is the last weekend in October.
The clocks are going back tonight.
The news meeja are full of features about this.
Again.

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #647 on: 27 October, 2018, 05:44:47 pm »
It is the last weekend in October.
The clocks are going back tonight.
The news meeja are full of features about this.
Again.

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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #649 on: 05 November, 2018, 11:47:19 am »