Male racing totty

[Biff]

I have some of those glasses.

<pouts>

A fan of 'Stingray', eh?

[Biff]

Never mind - there's Maitre Jacques.  Quite the dish in his day...

Now he WAS sexy. Very suave. I have a DVD called (I think) 'French Legends', in which his story is shared with that of Bernard Hinault. I bought it from HMV (who I think had priced it as a loss-leader) for £5 in the belief that no sane person would buy it.  Yup  .

May I direct all to this .
My copy is on order.

Its a wonder he found time to ride a bike.

[clarion]

Maitre Jacques had le mojo

[Biff]

Maitre Jacques had le mojo

The producers of 'Quelles sont vos racines' would certainly earn their money if they were requested to produce a lineage for his progeny.

[rogerzilla]

I have some of those glasses.

<pouts>

A fan of 'Stingray', eh?

I remember when Briko Stingers were new.  A review, probably in the Comic, said "1% of people look cool in these.  The other 99% look like pond life."

I proudly showed them to my riding partner.  "Pond life", he said, without a moment's hesitation 

[Jacomus]

Mr Boonen is yummy.  *swoons*

Definitely shaggable.... and I meet even *cuddle* afterwards...

Definitely cuddleable afterwards

[teethgrinder]

Any takers for Mc Nasty?
 

[Ian H]

You are a pervert, Mr A.

[teethgrinder]

You are a pervert, Mr A.

Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
 

See you later.











Sweetie 

[Biff]

You are a pervert, Mr A.

Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
 

See you later.











Sweetie 

When I started a thread about male totty I didn't expect love to blossom 
Good luck with the 600k. Where is it?

[juliet]

Check this 

Cor. 

Another vote for Tom Boonen, as well. 

[Ian H]

You are a pervert, Mr A.

Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
 

See you later.











Sweetie 

When I started a thread about male totty I didn't expect love to blossom 
Good luck with the 600k. Where is it?

Norfolk. Oh dear.

[Biff]

Norfolk. Oh dear.

Be grateful it isn't up here (North Wales). I'll see your 600k in Norfolk with 80-odd miles of the Wild Wales Challenge. And I keep going back. Some people never learn 

[Biff]

Where's Chris Hoy??  *stamps foot*

(From Mrs Biff)

Have a double Scotch 



And the man himself:



I'm a 'Craig' woman myself. Phwoar!

Biff has gone off in a huff because his thighs just can't compete. Poor love 

[Kitzy]

Another vote for Boonen here 

[Seineseeker]

Why aren't any of you voting for 55kg skinny mountain climbers?

[CathH]

Have a double Scotch 

*faints*

[Biff]

Oi! Eh? Wot? I give Mrs Biff access to my account and she's posting naked Scotsmen    That's it! I'm off to the shed with my Charlotte Green recordings. Harrumph!

[juliet]

Give me some pictures of some skinny mountain climbers & I might like them too   I like skinny boys!

[clarion]

The mountain climbers I thought of were Virenque (ugly); Charly Gaul (ugly); Robert Miller (best will in the world, love, you're my favourite cyclist ever, but you're not pretty); Tommy Simpson (ugly)...

[onb]

The mountain climbers I thought of were Virenque (ugly); Charly Gaul (ugly); Robert Miller (best will in the world, love, you're my favourite cyclist ever, but you're not pretty); Tommy Simpson (ugly)...

Pantani Ugly and bat eared.

I know little of what makes a bloke attractive to the ladies ,so maybe cav is or maybe he isnt I will leave it to better judges.