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Careful Docsquid...
They were terrible. Unable to sing, just a nasty cacophony of noise. And I usually like rock music, but honestly, this was not music.
... you appear to be quoting my Mum during every 1970's/1980's Top of the Pops.
I'd sum up The Hives as a group that almost perfectly encapsulates Rock Music. They are what you'd get if you fed Rock Music ingredients into a fairly basic computerised Rock Band Generator (or RBG):
1 - Loud? Check.
2 - A few simple Guitar chords? Check.
3 - Pale Skinny front man? Check.
4 - All their songs are shallow, meaningless, 2.5 minutes long and almost totally identical? Check.
5 - Get's everyone stamping feet, and generally jumping about? Check.
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"Main Offender" was great (I first heard that on "Later" as well)