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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #25 on: 09 September, 2010, 07:30:53 pm »
Devil's hammerite? That's toffee!
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #26 on: 09 September, 2010, 07:49:01 pm »
I had six during team meeting this morning. I could easily have managed several more but I didn't want to appear greedy.
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #27 on: 09 September, 2010, 07:50:17 pm »
Jaffa cakes dipped in a glass of ice cold milk.

Tears of joy.

 :'(

plum

Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #28 on: 09 September, 2010, 07:58:02 pm »
fiddy. I could eat fiddy j-cakes.

andygates

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #29 on: 09 September, 2010, 08:17:50 pm »
Why are there numbers?  Numbers mean the jaffa cakes end.   :'(

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #30 on: 09 September, 2010, 08:23:41 pm »
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #31 on: 09 September, 2010, 08:25:09 pm »
I could eat over 50, I reckon.

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #32 on: 09 September, 2010, 08:27:01 pm »
Why are there numbers?  Numbers mean the jaffa cakes end.   :'(

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #33 on: 09 September, 2010, 08:36:21 pm »
In fact, to use the motif de jour:

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #34 on: 09 September, 2010, 09:43:39 pm »
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #35 on: 09 September, 2010, 09:45:41 pm »
And if you need pudding, you can microwave them too :thumbsup:
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andygates

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #36 on: 09 September, 2010, 09:53:31 pm »
Or cover them in custard.

Or DUNK them in custard.

*horrid moment*

Please say they're veggie, or I'll be sad. :o
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #37 on: 09 September, 2010, 10:00:16 pm »
They are veggie.  I just looked it up for you specially.

Tesco Value ones are vegan, apparently!

Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #38 on: 09 September, 2010, 10:14:19 pm »
I prefer to buy packs of 12 because once open thy are finished so packs of 24 are bad for the waist line and 36s are not allowed in the house.

Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #39 on: 09 September, 2010, 10:22:59 pm »

Please say they're veggie, or I'll be sad. :o


Oh yes, I read the ingredients during team meeting four times.
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hellymedic

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #40 on: 10 September, 2010, 12:04:23 am »
Three.

Then three more a little later. 

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hellymedic

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #41 on: 10 September, 2010, 12:13:55 am »
Cheapskate that I am, I eat Sainsbury's Basics Jaffa Cakes at 24 for 72p. The cake is not the screaming yellow of others, which is no disadvantage.

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #42 on: 10 September, 2010, 12:19:00 am »
Tesco's are good as well :thumbsup:
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hellymedic

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #43 on: 10 September, 2010, 03:00:35 pm »
I have just eaten three lovely fresh Jaffa cakes from my new Sainsbury's packet. I'm sure I could eat more but I don't want to. Three is an answer but not an option at the head of this thread.

Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #44 on: 11 September, 2010, 03:59:16 pm »
One packet straight, no pauses, I reckon. I don't know how many are in a packet, presumably it varies from manufacturer to manufacturer.

Real Jaffa Cakes have 12.

This is considered the optimal number to accompany a cup of tea.

If you're having a pot of tea, then obviously you need more packets of Jaffa Cakes.

Mind you, after two packets I begin to feel a little guilty.  ;D
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #45 on: 11 September, 2010, 04:07:12 pm »
You gluttonous bunch of fucks!

I shall be checking through the various weight loss discussion threads to see if there is a correlation between posting in those threads and a voracious appetite for Jaffa cakes. Then I shall start to make rude comments  :P
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #46 on: 11 September, 2010, 05:29:05 pm »
You know infinity?

That many.
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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #47 on: 11 September, 2010, 05:40:49 pm »
You gluttonous bunch of fucks!

I shall be checking through the various weight loss discussion threads to see if there is a correlation between posting in those threads and a voracious appetite for Jaffa cakes. Then I shall start to make rude comments  :P

You're only saying that becasue you haven't got any, aren't you?  ;)  :-*
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rower40

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #48 on: 11 September, 2010, 05:44:22 pm »
There are 5 left in this packet in front of me, and I'm feeling "no thanks...".
Ergo 7.
The packets have twelve - for sharing equally between 2, 3, 4 or 6 people.  But I've just eaten a prime number, and leaving another prime number of cakes in the packet.
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rogerzilla

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Re: How many Jaffa cakes do you reckon you could eat?
« Reply #49 on: 11 September, 2010, 10:43:01 pm »
Looking at the votes so far, there's a point somewhere above 50 Jaffa cakes which is like the sound barrier in aeronautics.  It takes dedication, patient research and practice to push through it but, once you do, the sky's the limit.  You see, hardly anyone stops at 100.
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