Hmm... Despite it neatly fitting into my MEMWNS progression curve of miles cycled (M) per pint (P) plotted against time:-
A
|
| *
M | *
/ | *
P | *
| *
| *
| *
+---------------------------------->
Time
(aka the "slippery slope")... I'm going to have to pass on the visit tonight, I'm afraid.
Don't eat too many of Podge's Gourmet Pickled eggs (or if you do, be sure to wash them down with something chewy).