I may have to start a Semantics That Make(s?) You Cringe thread, for this is not grammar. For now though, I'll put this here.
There's an Amazon ad knocking about, in which Romeo buys Juliet a set of walkie-talkies for Christmas. The reason? Glad you asked. When she asks "Wherefore art thou Romeo?", he can tell her where he is.
"WHEREFORE" MEANS "WHY", NOT "WHERE", DAMN YOU ALL TO BOLLOCKS.