Kim, you are very bad!
I'd quite like to see a dolphin using chopsticks, though...
Does it worry you that, 100 years hence, the triumphal dolphins will laugh at our heavy titanium cutlery as they tuck into man fillet with unobtanium 5g chopsticks?
Wouldn't we have some sort of force field tech by then, that'll give us weightless tools and cutlery?
Quote from: rogerzilla on 19 August, 2010, 05:27:51 pmDoes it worry you that, 100 years hence, the triumphal dolphins will laugh at our heavy titanium cutlery as they tuck into man fillet with unobtanium 5g chopsticks?Only 5g? Given that most of the Titanium chopsticks on the market are between 18g and 22g, a factor of four improvement isn't much, pretty crummy unobtanium.Wouldn't we have some sort of force field tech by then, that'll give us weightless tools and cutlery?
If you really want to go the route of lightness, isn't a set of titanium folding chopsticks the way?
I'm really sorry to do this to the spork enthusiasts, but...CRKT Cookware: Eat N` Tool --- Heinnie Haynes - Knives, Pocket Tools and Accessories
Damnit the short ti spork is only $9 but the shipping to the UK is $14
Quote from: Feline on 26 August, 2010, 12:42:36 amDamnit the short ti spork is only $9 but the shipping to the UK is $14 *waves fairy sporkmother wand*Or on eBay, $8.95 and $2.96 USPS First Class Mail International Clicky
My name is Charlotte and I'm a Snow Peak Ti camping cookware addict.I also have their cut-down "racing" spork, which is one of those little objects of desire which, despite being considerably less practical than most other pieces of cutlery, nonetheless makes me unaccountably happy.Yes, I really am that sad.
Yeah, but can you sharpen the tines to a wicked edge and use it in single combat? Is it hypoallergenic, non-stick and anti-bacterial all at the same time? Could it work as your primary tool to tunnel out of a prison camp? Will it withstand boiling heat and vicious cold, without bending, breaking or otherwise deforming? If push came to shove, would you be able to perform an emergency tracheotomy with it, whilst knowing all the time that it was, without doubt the most stylish combined fork/spoon utensil in the entire improvised triage area?I thought not
Andrij. I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT