Backcountry Intimacy Kit

[Charlotte]

Yes, really   

[dasmoth]

My initial thought was that the linked article was going to be an in depth review of two-person sleeping bags.

Apparently not  .

[Exit Stage Left]

I read it as Blackcountry, and was expecting a guide to chat-up lines for the nightclubs of Walsall, Wolverhampton and Dudley.
'Yow dun't sweat mooch for a fat lass dow yow'.

[Oscar's dad]

I read it as Blackcountry, and was expecting a guide to chat-up lines for the nightclubs of Walsall, Wolverhampton and Dudley.
'Yow dun't sweat mooch for a fat lass dow yow'.

That's exactly how I read it!  I was particularly interested given my father's family hail from the Blackcountry 

[orienteer]

With an ad for Chad Valley toys alongside, I wouldn't put much faith in the quality of the condoms.

[Jaded]

Where are the wellies?

[Manotea]

Wot, no energy gels?

[MercuryKev]

What's wrong with a crisp bag and some oil from a sardine can?

[Hot Flatus]

That sounds like the McNasty approach

[Jaded]

What's wrong with a crisp bag and some oil from a sardine can?

Surely a Fleshlight would be less scratchy?

[MercuryKev]

What's wrong with a crisp bag and some oil from a sardine can?

Surely a Fleshlight would be less scratchy?

The fleshlight equivalent would involve a severed inner tube.

[Regulator]

It contains three condoms and the kit is marked as being for 2 nights.

What do you use on the second night?

[jogler]

the same wash'ngo condoms

[Pancho]

One in the bush is worth two in the hand?

[Jon P]

I've always made do with sheep - far less hassle!

[Fab Foodie]

It contains three condoms and the kit is marked as being for 2 nights.

What do you use on the second night?

 

[perpetual dan]

I was expecting another "compare your kit" thread, but I particularly enjoyed the comment about the "Deliverance package".