In the last ten days, some thieving scrote has stolen our satnav, I have had a grim cold which has turned into sinusitis, my husband's boss has continued to be an unalloyed wanker, some thieving scrote stole two rear lights and my bike computer this evening, and my cat is about to die.
Things have been so shit I can't even summon the reserves to rant properly.
To whoever is dealing out the shit: enough, already.