Author Topic: Call my Liff (Read 3133 times)

rogerzilla · « **Reply #25 on:** 20 April, 2021, 01:35:45 pm »

Ampney Crucis (n)

Medical condition involving debilitating knee pain.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 April, 2021, 01:37:09 pm »

Bishopstone (v)

Punishment for uttering "Jehovah".

rogerzilla · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 April, 2021, 01:39:26 pm »

Wantage (phr)

What Wayne Rooney puts on his Tinder profile.

Pingu · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 April, 2021, 01:57:29 pm »

Asinine (n).

Base found in the DNA of stupid people.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #29 on:** 20 April, 2021, 02:23:47 pm »

Shilbottle (v)

When you ask a friend to bid the price up.on your eBay listing but he's too scared he might win it.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #30 on:** 20 April, 2021, 02:26:38 pm »

Lechlade (n)

Unpleasant breakfast condiment made from pulped copies of FHM.

spesh · « **Reply #31 on:** 20 April, 2021, 03:22:45 pm »

Vizier (adj)

Being more scatalogically humorous than the norm.

ravenbait · « **Reply #32 on:** 20 April, 2021, 04:13:17 pm »

Contract (n)
A manifesto that is patently a scam. E.g. "That Jordan Peterson just posted another 12 rules on his blog with an advert for his latest course on how to be a manly male man. Just another contract."

Sam

rogerzilla · « **Reply #33 on:** 20 April, 2021, 04:27:16 pm »

Fakenham (n)

Vegetarian sandwich filling.

(Linda McCartney Foods is based there, which has to be place-based nominative determinism. Like Grimsby)

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #34 on:** 21 April, 2021, 07:40:12 am »

Cucumber (n):
1. A person who has recently taken their place in a queue, especially if they have done so without knowing what they are queuing for.
2. A person who experiences sexual climax upon exposure to the seventeenth letter of the alphabet.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #35 on:** 21 April, 2021, 07:41:18 am »

Legume (n):
What you always need more of when travelling in the back of a car.

Volume (n):
A form of legume experienced while flying.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #36 on:** 21 April, 2021, 07:52:16 am »

Sudbury (v)

Trying to get the last bubbles down the plughole after a bath.

T42 · « **Reply #37 on:** 27 April, 2021, 12:50:08 pm »

Valpolicello - Valley of the LAPD string ensemble.

(Yes I know. Poetic licence.)

ravenbait · « **Reply #38 on:** 27 April, 2021, 01:11:01 pm »

Pastille (n) -- A historic malady.

Sam

rogerzilla · « **Reply #39 on:** 27 April, 2021, 04:58:23 pm »

Chard (v)

To tut theatrically in Waitrose when a less rich-looking person is in your way.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #40 on:** 27 April, 2021, 05:13:05 pm »

Edelux (n)

Superior alpine flower.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #41 on:** 27 April, 2021, 05:14:44 pm »

Merckx (pl.)

Upmarket Liverpool taxis.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #42 on:** 27 April, 2021, 08:29:31 pm »

Filibuster (n)

Person who breaks in fillies. Often a cowboy or a gaucho.

Cowboy (n)

A bull.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #43 on:** 27 April, 2021, 08:35:33 pm »

Licence (n)

bozo's sixth sense ...

rogerzilla · « **Reply #44 on:** 27 April, 2021, 09:53:45 pm »

Shimano (n)

Thai host(ess)

rogerzilla · « **Reply #45 on:** 27 April, 2021, 09:54:35 pm »

Campagnolo (n)

Bell-shaped mint

rogerzilla · « **Reply #46 on:** 27 April, 2021, 09:56:04 pm »

Sram (v)

To close a Japanese door, with vigour

rogerzilla · « **Reply #47 on:** 27 April, 2021, 09:57:10 pm »

Sachs (n)

How the Royal Family make heirs

rogerzilla · « **Reply #48 on:** 27 April, 2021, 09:58:21 pm »

Rohloff (n)

German car ferry

rogerzilla · « **Reply #49 on:** 27 April, 2021, 10:00:19 pm »

Tange (n)

Offensive term for people from Essex, Alderley Edge, Mar-a-Lago, etc.