Hmm, I've a Longstaff Compact Audax bike.
Complete with mudguards ( and homemade mudflaps), also it has a Schmidt dynamo. It's a proper Audax bike as per the rules. And Campagnolo components.
Some people turn up on carbon fibre bikes, no mudguards or dynamo ,no Audax monicker, spray mud and water on me. It's not fair! Also, on the Dunwich Dynamo, most bikes didn't have a dynamo, so shouldn't have even started that race either.