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Charlotte

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One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« on: 12 August, 2008, 02:55:55 pm »
Montezuma's a wounded pussy  :(

Despite Annie's ministrations the weekend before, he still had a tiny little lump out of his tail when we left for the 'Uts on Friday, but by the time we got home on Sunday, he'd managed to lick it and pick at it until it's the size of a 10p coin.  All oozy and nasty.

He's been to the vets for antibiotics and some ointment to dry it up, but in the meantime, he's got to wear a collar to stop him getting to it.

Liz is at home with him and has just sent me this:



He's all ready made it abundantly clear that he is Not Best Pleased, doesn't like the nasty purple pills and I've got a feeling that if we get through the next week without any feline inflicted wounds, it'll be a bloody miracle.  He's already pissed all over the hall in disgust.
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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #1 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:21:17 pm »
This co-habiting thing hasn't exactly brought you luck, has it? We need a group piccie of all the casualties in your new abode (if you can get them all to sit still).
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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #2 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:38:28 pm »
Oh dear, what happened to his tail?
We just about have Pippin's tablets all sussed out - wait until she's zonked out in the middle of a deep sleep on my lap, poke the tablet down her throat while she's still half asleep, apply a biscuity treat and fusses.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #3 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:38:52 pm »
This co-habiting thing hasn't exactly brought you luck, has it? We need a group piccie of all the casualties in your new abode (if you can get them all to sit still).

Co habiting is to Liz and Charlotte what fettling is to Nutty

annie

Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #4 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:40:09 pm »
Liz, remember what I said about being firm and scruffing the pussy.  Sorry to hear that your pussy is oozing and in need of attention despite my TLC the weekend before.  I shall inspect the wound next time I visit :o

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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #5 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:42:48 pm »
Liz is becoming quite adept at taking a firm hold of my pussy.

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annie

Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #6 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:45:46 pm »
Liz is becoming quite adept at taking a firm hold of my pussy.

[/Mrs Slocombe]

Jolly good.  Just that when I last saw her do so she hadn't quite got a firm enough grip and the thing slipped away and shot across the room.  Better to be a little firmer if necessary and use both hands.


Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #7 on: 12 August, 2008, 03:49:48 pm »
This co-habiting thing hasn't exactly brought you luck, has it?

Waddya mean? 

Liz is becoming quite adept at taking a firm hold of my pussy.

[/Mrs Slocombe]

Charlotte's pussy is getting lots and lots of TLC from Liz.

Oh, erm ....    :-[

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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #8 on: 15 August, 2008, 03:24:45 pm »
I was once severley reprimanded by TBD in another place for posting this in the gratuitous cat thread with the description smelly old pussy ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-) ::-)




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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #9 on: 15 August, 2008, 04:12:30 pm »
nice multicoloured eyes.
and tongue :P
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

onb

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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #10 on: 15 August, 2008, 09:45:35 pm »
Her eyes were the deepest blue but I didnt have time to faf with the red eye thing as I wanted to get her with her tongue out. :P :P :P
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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #11 on: 15 August, 2008, 11:49:43 pm »
Trevor is sitting on my lap.  Trevor is pissing himself at Montie's picture.


Things that Trevor doesn't know.

1) He'll be 26 weeks old in September.
2) That's when he's booked in to have his nuts off.


Keep laughing Trevor.
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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #12 on: 16 August, 2008, 02:05:40 pm »
PMSL! ;D

Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #13 on: 19 August, 2008, 08:42:33 pm »
The best cat I ever had and still missed

Looks a lot like the late Ming, about whom I feel the same.
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Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #14 on: 23 August, 2008, 12:44:02 am »
... and tongue :P

What is it with cats, when sometimes they seem to forget that there tongue is out, and just stop with it hanging like that!  Tali does it as well from time to time, I managed to get a photo once:

Actually, it is rocket science.
 

Re: One way or another, Montezuma's going to have his revenge...
« Reply #15 on: 23 August, 2008, 03:04:10 am »
Our late black cat Pepper (we didn't choose the name) had the tongue-rolling gene!
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