Took the Aged P to St George's Whore's Piddle to have his pacemaker checked . We went by car. The car park was very crowded, so I booted him out and orbited the car park, along with a pack of other prowling cars, looking for a space. On my fifth lap I spy a space, a car waiting nearby and the driver of the car in the adjacent space getting ready to leave. Excellent, one space for the waiting car, one for me.
But no, the waiting car is the a Wankpanzer Extreme Porsche Cayenne and takes up both spaces.
Reader, I shot him.