Yet Another Cycling Forum
Random Musings => Gallery => Caption It => Topic started by: Quisling on 10 July, 2008, 08:48:53 pm
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sorry - it's a link (work safe!)
Man of the Year Picture (http://www.break.com/pictures/man-of-the-year534191.html)
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Right! I've got to really think about my third and last wish and get it right this time.
The first wish - "A bike wife" was misunderstood.
The second wish - "A drop dead gorgeous blonde" nearly worked.
Gorgeous - Check.
Blonde - Check.
Drop Dead - Bugger!
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She refused to make a threesome.
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That's it. Out of my tent you farting b*tch!
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"She was too thin. It was like shagging a bike."
"Er..."
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Cheap night, no after ride conversation/meal needed
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A subtle substitution ploy was in order after he called her "Rusty" in the throes of passion ...