Author Topic: Caption it #2059  (Read 1185 times)

meddyg

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Caption it #2059
« on: 19 November, 2023, 12:28:51 pm »


Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #1 on: 19 November, 2023, 12:56:04 pm »
Audax brevet cards are being widened.......
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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #2 on: 19 November, 2023, 03:39:35 pm »
...and renamed as longuet cards

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #3 on: 19 November, 2023, 03:43:06 pm »
AWOOGA! Unexpected vowel in the bagging area!
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meddyg

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #4 on: 19 November, 2023, 08:32:33 pm »
time for the Llanfair PG joke...

Bemused American tourist @ checkout: 'Hey, that's really neat !'
So how do you spell the name of this place again ?'

Checkout girl: Er, it's C-O-O-P !

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #5 on: 19 November, 2023, 09:00:56 pm »
When Scouse tourists come down the A55 and try to pronounce it, the water level in the Menai Straits rises six feet.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #6 on: 19 November, 2023, 09:10:36 pm »
The actual shop is only half the width of the signage.
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #7 on: 19 November, 2023, 10:44:07 pm »
Shop operators struggle to fill shelves.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #8 on: 20 November, 2023, 08:54:59 pm »
Catrin a sign writer, tired of typing their password wrong, incorporated it into the signage at the local COOP.

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #9 on: 21 November, 2023, 01:29:29 am »
They were sure they had requested a translation of ‘shop’ into Welsh.
It is simpler than it looks.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #10 on: 21 November, 2023, 07:29:52 pm »
Llanfair PG is twinned with

Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu

in New Zealand - you probably knew that .

Basil

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #11 on: 21 November, 2023, 08:11:24 pm »
I would love to see it twinned with the French Town that is simply called Y.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Kim

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #12 on: 22 November, 2023, 01:21:26 am »
Not open Sunday afternoons (DAHIKT)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #13 on: 22 November, 2023, 09:09:49 am »
Basket or trolllleyollley as we gogogoch round the shelllllves?
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Paul

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #14 on: 22 November, 2023, 10:00:24 am »
Sign writers supplies: "You'd better call Gillingham Co op back and tell them we're completely out of Gs and Ls"
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sprogs

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Re: Caption it #2059
« Reply #15 on: 21 December, 2023, 06:43:34 pm »
A "GOOD" signwriter would have descended his ladder BEFORE throwing up.