Scene: an hotel reception, Norway, circa 1979.
USAnian tourist: Say, do you get the midnight sun around here?
(Not-Yet-Dr) Larrington: Why, yes! Yes, we do.
UT: What's it like?
NYDL: Well, there's only the one sun in this planetary system and it looks pretty much the same from anywhere on Earth.
UT: Oh. I thought it kinda jumped up and down or sumpn!
NYDL:
