12ish years old, disgustingly healthy (so I could be lumbered with 'em for ages), one female (tortie) and one male (black). The Tortie was clearly dropped on her head a lot as a kitten - she is spectacularly stupid, can't even work a cat flap. But cute and fluffy and engaging and low maintenance. Once famously caught her sitting bolt upright and sliding backwards along the laminate flooring, purring like a tank if looking a little perplexed, as a toddler dragged her by the tail across the room. Too dim to object. Has, once, scratched a small child, but only when said child had grabbed both sets of whiskers with both hands and pulled with all his weight, so not unreasonable. The black one is a lot more needy and attention seeking and nervous. But smarter, and more spontaneously affectionate. Both snipped and chipped - in my ex's name.
Fed up of living with constant low level allergy stuff, and I am getting more and more allergic to 'em as time goes on. I haven't really sat on the sofa for years, because if I do the blinking cats come and sit on me. Having discussed them with the ex, he has no intention of taking them at any point.
Any takers?
