I wish I had a camera. I have been cat-sitting!
He's a small and lithe 17yr old, and profoundly deaf. He is very, very vocal, likes eye contact, and will search out every opportunity to give affectionate head-butts. This means some strange positioning antics as he finds some useful high point to either look at you, or get onto your shoulder.
He really, really has to be at eye level, or as near as damn it.
He also seems to like my ears.