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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2575 on: 14 August, 2021, 11:27:53 am »
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/exclusive-first-look-inside-stunning-21306902


Looks like a nice renovation job , but it's a bloody shame that the general public will now be barred from the building.   I used to enjoy taking a walk through the arcade at lunchtime. 
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2577 on: 16 August, 2021, 02:29:08 pm »
A man is embarking on a 1,800-mile tour on a 50cc moped of places with rude and funny names.
Paul Taylor, from Wantage, Oxfordshire, is making the charity fundraising trip in memory of a friend who died of cancer.
His journey will begin in Shitterton, Dorset, on Wednesday and will take in locations such as Twatt in Orkney and Booze in the Yorkshire Dales.
Mr Taylor's Slovenian Tomos XL45 Classic has a top speed of 28mph.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-58229967

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2578 on: 17 August, 2021, 10:53:59 am »
"The Opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject"  Marcus Aurelius

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2581 on: 17 August, 2021, 09:43:16 pm »
Pizza Express inShrewsbury was struggling this evening. Lots of little errors over the course of our meal, to the extent I had to speak to the manager when presented with the bill. We had more mistakes with this evenings meal that I have suffered in total on my visits to Pizza Express in the last 35 years.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2582 on: 18 August, 2021, 12:01:11 am »
No staff, because Berxit.

Besides, to be honest, who wants to work in a Pizza Express, with all those sweaty customer Andrews, when you can have a high flying degree career?
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2583 on: 18 August, 2021, 09:39:34 am »
Don't knock Pizza Express, it's probably where my daughter's beau is going to end up in September after defending his thesis on James Joyce with the congrats of the jury and a hell of a lot of my money.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2584 on: 19 August, 2021, 07:25:18 am »
At least the waiting staff in Pizza Hut draw a smiley face on your bill.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2585 on: 19 August, 2021, 08:15:37 am »
I'm not sure that Joyce scholars are allowed to smile.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2586 on: 19 August, 2021, 02:35:51 pm »
I'm not sure that Joyce scholars are allowed to smile.
I’m not sure they retain the ability to smile after being a Joyce scholar for any length of time.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2587 on: 20 August, 2021, 06:12:19 pm »
Fight breaks out at Adventure Island, Southend's most popular sea front "attraction".

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-adventure-island-panic-southend-24805339?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR0g1F3ONkCTOoMMKEYx93KPhVLvrnYF5AhjKlwQDDFWBn7He3IGAnFLY7s

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Security guards ran to the incident and there was about 30 to 40 people fighting.

Security couldn’t contain the incident.
The suspects had knives. Everyone was told to evacuate or stay inside the centre area.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2588 on: 20 August, 2021, 10:07:21 pm »
Bristol is a creative city, home to many successful and innovative media firms, such as Aardman, the BBC and this.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2589 on: 21 August, 2021, 06:27:52 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2590 on: 21 August, 2021, 07:54:02 pm »
Biscuits not vegan, it turns out

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/19528440.mothers-horror-daughter-11-bites-slug-biscuit/
What’s worse than finding a slug in the biscuit you’ve just bitten into?

Finding half a slug…

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2591 on: 21 August, 2021, 08:25:46 pm »
How does a live? slug get into a 'twice cooked' biscuit?  Do I detect a case of 'I want com-pen-say-shun'?

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2592 on: 21 August, 2021, 11:55:20 pm »

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2593 on: 22 August, 2021, 09:36:01 am »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2594 on: 29 August, 2021, 11:06:10 am »
A single-sentence new item squeezed between news of military appointments in the Northampton Mercury - Friday 28 February 1919

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2595 on: 29 August, 2021, 12:27:23 pm »

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2596 on: 30 August, 2021, 10:49:09 am »
https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/19535054.southend-seafront-swarmed-tiny-bugs/?ref=ar

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It is believed some of the insects were storm flies, while some were an unknown, green coloured larvae.

Where do you start with bollocks like this?
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2597 on: 31 August, 2021, 02:06:36 pm »
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2598 on: 04 September, 2021, 03:49:49 pm »
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Five Mr Bumps have been spotted so far: three along the Trym between Shirehampton Road and Sea Mills harbour, one on the Portway, and one on the banks of the Avon.

They have become quite a talking point, with blogger Luke Merrett even devising a 6.7 km running route which takes in all five.
I'm sure these have every bit as much meaning as, say, crop circles, but a Mr Bump running route seems like asking for trouble!
https://www.bristol247.com/culture/art/what-is-mr-bump-doing-in-bristol/
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2599 on: 04 September, 2021, 03:57:22 pm »
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Five Mr Bumps have been spotted so far: three along the Trym between Shirehampton Road and Sea Mills harbour, one on the Portway, and one on the banks of the Avon.

They have become quite a talking point, with blogger Luke Merrett even devising a 6.7 km running route which takes in all five.
I'm sure these have every bit as much meaning as, say, crop circles, but a Mr Bump running route seems like asking for trouble!
https://www.bristol247.com/culture/art/what-is-mr-bump-doing-in-bristol/


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