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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1950 on: 03 July, 2016, 06:53:09 pm »
What's the collective noun for S-Ts?
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1951 on: 03 July, 2016, 06:56:03 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 03 July, 2016, 06:53:09 pm
What's the collective noun for S-Ts?

Sani-bin, as found in Ladies' conveniences everywhere.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1952 on: 03 July, 2016, 08:18:33 pm »
MEGA response there Helly.   :thumbsup:   :thumbsup:   :thumbsup:
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1953 on: 03 July, 2016, 08:42:32 pm »
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1954 on: 03 July, 2016, 09:34:08 pm »
At least the polis have detained the S-T.  One hopes the use of unnecessary violence was approved by their superiors.
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jsabine

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1955 on: 07 July, 2016, 08:17:53 am »
I know he's probably got a permanent place here, but the Rt Hon ACL Blair deserves another nomination for his self-justificatory performance on the Today programme.

He makes me want to throw things at the wireless.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1956 on: 07 July, 2016, 08:41:47 am »
I think that he should be put into Saddam's hole in the ground and a missile carrier, you know, one carrying those imaginary missiles that the Iraqis had, over the top.   If the weapons inspection team still cannot find one* just park one of Prescott's jags on top instead.

War crimes trial hopefully. 

*  feins surprise ...
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1957 on: 07 July, 2016, 10:11:59 am »
Quote from: jsabine on 07 July, 2016, 08:17:53 am
I know he's probably got a permanent place here, but the Rt Hon ACL Blair deserves another nomination for his self-justificatory performance on the Today programme.

His nauseating performance on last night's news was worthy of another nomination.  He sounded like he was about to cry because some big boys had ganged up on him and called him nasty names and that was before he implored TV's Laura Kuenssberg not to call him a lying liar who told lies before, during and after his time in Number 10.

ETA:


Twenty-one years on and he's hardly changed a bit
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1958 on: 07 July, 2016, 12:09:36 pm »
Quote from: Polar Bear on 07 July, 2016, 08:41:47 am
I think that he should be put into Saddam's hole in the ground and a missile carrier, you know, one carrying those imaginary missiles that the Iraqis had, over the top.   If the weapons inspection team still cannot find one* just park one of Prescott's jags on top instead.

War crimes trial hopefully. 

*  feins surprise ...
Errr . . . aksherly, the Iraqis had lots of missiles. But that was only a breach of agreements or conditions imposed on Iraq if they had a range of over 150km, & they didn't. What they didn't have were nuclear, biological or chemical (NBC) warheads to put on them, or NBC bombs, or active programmes to make NBC weapons, as falsely alleged by Blair & Bush.

The Iraqi NBC weapon programmes had been dismantled after the 1991 war. Saddam seems to have tried to hang onto some fragments in order to make it easier to revive them, but with little success, & he didn't try to keep active programmes going. He kept a missile development programme, but that wasn't banned.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1959 on: 10 July, 2016, 07:41:01 pm »
Cristiano Ronaldo (he's the epitome of spoilt footballers, and his team will hopefully be thrashed by France tonight).

Oh, and I hadn't previously come across Quentin Letts but he may well be the alpha and omega of super-twats.  He's a kind of Establishment Katie Hopkins who tries to position himself as an intellectual although his scribblings are facile and in the same vein as those of Jeremy Clarkson, if Clarkson happened to come from a posh Cotswolds background and went fox hunting.
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1960 on: 10 July, 2016, 09:07:09 pm »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 10 July, 2016, 07:41:01 pm
Cristiano Ronaldo (he's the epitome of spoilt footballers, and his team will hopefully be thrashed by France tonight).

You can put the voodoo doll away now.  :demon:
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Martin

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1961 on: 17 July, 2016, 08:07:42 pm »
Trump, for his comments about Nice :-(
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1962 on: 19 July, 2016, 06:42:25 pm »
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1963 on: 19 July, 2016, 11:32:23 pm »
He is a special kind of neanderthal.
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1964 on: 19 July, 2016, 11:38:31 pm »
Quote from: hatler on 19 July, 2016, 11:32:23 pm
He is a special kind of neanderthal.

That's a bit harsh on neanderthals, who had larger brains than homo sapiens - he's more of an australopithecus at best.  :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1965 on: 25 July, 2016, 08:52:26 pm »
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1966 on: 26 July, 2016, 07:01:04 am »
Julia Long. Uber-TERF and campaigner against treatment of young trans people, as well as claiming (along with so many other S-Ts) that we simply want to get into women's spaces to rape and perve. From her great heights of medical expertise (she's a sociologist) she's now citing as evidence Rupert Everett. The, er, actor.
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1967 on: 26 July, 2016, 03:32:37 pm »
http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14641163.Labourer_was_overpaid_by___44_000_so_spent_it_on_gambling__drugs_and_a_car___now_he_s_walked_free/
He should have been paid £441, payroll mistake meant he got 44k - so he immediately gambled 12k away overnight etc and is just laughing at the poor bastard who overpaid him.

What a pr!ck. I don't understand why he didn't get a jail sentence. Intentionally spending money you know isn't yours is an offence and this wasn't a few hundred quid, it was tens of thousands.
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1968 on: 26 July, 2016, 07:22:06 pm »
mr charly makes me feel like an angel. I received a duplicate monthly salary as a junior doc and informed the hospital.
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1969 on: 26 July, 2016, 08:22:08 pm »
I was given a fiver too much change today & gave it back.

Now where's the smiley with a halo . . . ?  ;D
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1970 on: 26 July, 2016, 08:24:40 pm »
 O:-) O:-) O:-)
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1971 on: 28 July, 2016, 02:16:26 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36914434

"Her head is shaved because she wanted it shaved"

"Spending time with older men"---as opposed to being forced to marry them?
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Steph

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1972 on: 01 August, 2016, 12:16:39 am »
Is she already in? Sarah "24/7 NHS for poor Pob" Vine.
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1973 on: 16 August, 2016, 09:38:48 am »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1974 on: 16 August, 2016, 10:56:22 am »
(Makes mental note to watch later)
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