In Mentorn's highly-fortified bunker in the Fulham Palace Road, a programme planning meeting is underway…
Tristram #1: In order to sustain Auntie's right-on credentials, let us book a former member of the Revolutionary Communist Party for this week’s “Question Time”!
Tristram #2: Who do you have in mind?
Tristram #1: Baroness Fox of Buckley!
Tristram #2: What, the IRA-supporting genocide-denying howling mad Gary Glitter fangrrl and former Brexit Party MEP recently ennobled by Bloody Stupid Johnson? Practically on the anniversary of the Warrington bomb that killed two children?
Tristram #1: That's our gal!
Tristrams Ambo: (Singing) We're in the money! We're in the money!