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My favourite (probably first seen here) is:-

-My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole
-In Dorset?
-Yes, she' d recommend it to anyone.

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Charlotte · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:05:36 pm »

Quote from: wowbagger on 28 September, 2009, 10:02:26 pm

Quote from: Charlotte on 28 September, 2009, 10:01:04 pm
No, she took the plane

And I visited the Dalai Lama’s country to go greyhound racing.

Tibet?

No, I just like dogs

Wowbagger · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:06:19 pm »

My wife's gone to the West Indies.

clarion · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:07:16 pm »

Barbados?

Not sure I've got the hang of this... $:-\$

Wowbagger · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:07:53 pm »

Quote from: clarion on 28 September, 2009, 10:07:16 pm

Barbados?

How did you guess?

Charlotte · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:09:00 pm »

Quote from: wowbagger on 28 September, 2009, 10:06:19 pm

My wife's gone to the West Indies.

How does she smell?

Wowbagger · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:10:38 pm »

Quote from: Charlotte on 28 September, 2009, 10:09:00 pm

Quote from: wowbagger on 28 September, 2009, 10:06:19 pm
My wife's gone to the West Indies.

How does she smell?

Of pomegranates. Or young roes that are twins that feedeth among the lilies.

Charlotte · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:12:30 pm »

Wise words

border-rider · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:14:03 pm »

Little Auks smell, apparently, of tangerines. I was surpised.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:20:12 pm »

Quote from: Charlotte on 28 September, 2009, 10:12:30 pm

Wise words

Her belly is like an heap of wheat...

Jaded · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 September, 2009, 10:49:34 pm »

Quote from: Malcolm Volio on 28 September, 2009, 10:14:03 pm

Little Auks smell, apparently, of tangerines. I was surpised.

Whereas older Auks smell mostly of sweat.

tonycollinet · « **Reply #22 on:** 29 September, 2009, 10:09:58 pm »

Whoooooooosh! $:-\$

Wowbagger · « **Reply #23 on:** 29 September, 2009, 10:21:25 pm »

I was quoting the Song of Solomon, which Charlotte clearly picked up straight away with her post (old Solomon enthused about his wife / mistress / concubine in effulgent terms). Mal Volio picked up on the fruit reference, and Jaded was guilty of a moderately feeble pun on the word "Auk".

tonycollinet · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 September, 2009, 10:22:59 pm »

Thanks

Author Topic: My wife is (Read 2880 times)

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