I always assume that the UK song is awful, and we'll have no chance, so I've barely listened to ours. Anyway, isn't it all about who has the most exotic clothing, strangest dance or ethnic music.
I've checked the fridge, and I have enough wine and beer to last me, unless I really need to urgently break open the whisky or vodka. Dr Who, and then straight through on to Eurovision. That's certainly a simple approach.