The angel of temptation has whispered sylphy promises in my ear, so after a couple of days playing with a brand new 5K iMac, I'm wavering on the entire preserve my early-2009 Mac Mini front. Computers don't run on coal now days, I'm told.
But seriously, what's the fucking difference between a m280 and a m290 graphics card other than a number and an amount of cash? Do I need that extra ten? I'll probably follow my usual mentally anaemic logic and buy the middle one. Oh wait, I can choose a M395 for – wait, how much? – that's an extra five. FIVE.
Five not enough for you? Let's notch it up. It's time for the big guns. When numbers aren't enough, you know it's time for...
3-9-5-X.
An X is always cool. It'd be better if it was XXX. That was certainly the case during my teenage years. But not XXXX, which is Castlemaine, probably one of the fouler substances on the planet. Not wait, the foulest. There's probably a good reason why I don't work in marketing, but I know when one X is too much.
I probably shouldn't make expensive purchasing decisions with a beer in hand.