I'm doing a full thing sometime, but here's a bit that says a lot about the ride:
Smashed exhausted bits of the field are passing each other around Broadford at 3am after day three. They are pointing out the Co-op ATM and mumbling incoherently to the local police patrol car, whose response is "Oh yeah, of course. Righto then". I have almost been eaten by monsters in the forest after Loch Carron, but desperately want to get in range of the 0715 Armadale ferry and have a less brutal day tomorrow. I exchange grunts or cheery yoohalloos at different points with Niel, Doctorafternoon, Rumpy, thesloth, orange bike Chris and others as we apply different strategies to the same objective. If I bivvy in the heath I may not (ever) wake up, so I grind on down to the small beach next to the ferry. I throw the bag out on the sand and carefully lift the bike onto a nearby rock. I wriggle into the allegedly breathable coffin and zip up the midge net mouth. Jungle formula is ready inside in case the b*****s are biting after the meagre hour I have. The clanking of the ferry will wake me.
S**T!! It doesn't. I hear a voice shout "shall I send the bike down now? That isn't me. The ferry's about to go. The next 30 seconds include:
Unzip bag, instant massive midge attack - they have been waiting, lose spray down bag, curse, fall over in sand, leap up, throw shoes 20 yards to road edge, fall over, curse, pick up bivvy and whirl whole thing around head to disperse midges while dragging bike through sand by the bars. Fall over, curse, clamber over rocks in sock feet carrying bike and dragging bag. Cause gasps among handful of previously tittering observers as I fight for balance like a tightrope walker and nearly fall off the rocks. Roll bivvy up from the open end trapping air then attempt to strap the resulting massive balloon to saddlebag while shoving sandy feet into shoes. Hear comforting voice of ferry man's soft highland brogue "Don't worry sir, we'll wait, there's no hurry. Have you got a ticket?" Er......
Just one other bike on that ferry - the team captain of the Belgians - we shared an hour-long breakfast in Mallaig Mission cafe. It was a great last day in glorious sunshine.
Mark and team - thanks.