Did a night shift last night so hoped to sleep till mid afternoon. Woken by a courier who had left by time I realised what was going on and got up
My house number and neighbours are sequential so 1,2,3,4,5..... rather then odds and even. Said parcel was with neighbour one side of me so all excited about my delayed birthday present went and knocked. No parcel for me. Its for the neighbour other side of me the yodel numpty had knocked and carded wrong door