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Mr Larrington

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #75 on: 11 July, 2020, 12:32:34 pm »
Teen falls for underage totty.  Everyone dies.

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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #76 on: 11 July, 2020, 02:13:08 pm »
dog bites man, man turns into dog, dog-man bites people, dog-man gets shot, turn back into man
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Tim Hall

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #77 on: 11 July, 2020, 02:35:57 pm »
Lawyer does lawyer stuff. He also shoots a dog.

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Arellcat

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #78 on: 11 July, 2020, 02:53:38 pm »
A man fights another man over a woman. One man dies and the woman kills the other.

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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #79 on: 11 July, 2020, 02:59:12 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 11 July, 2020, 12:32:34 pm
Teen falls for underage totty.  Everyone dies.

ahem, I think only 3 die.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #80 on: 11 July, 2020, 03:35:54 pm »
Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 11 July, 2020, 02:59:12 pm
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 11 July, 2020, 12:32:34 pm
Teen falls for underage totty.  Everyone dies.

ahem, I think only 3 die.

Counting for movie producers: 1-2-lots.
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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #81 on: 11 July, 2020, 06:08:30 pm »
man fights bad guys with a whip, they have guns, he wins.  No I don't know either.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #82 on: 11 July, 2020, 07:43:51 pm »
Astronaut discovers Space Nazi colony on moon.  But – ha ha – he's black!  Hitlarity ensues.

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fuzzy

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #83 on: 11 July, 2020, 10:55:28 pm »
No one is allowed to talk about it.
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Man finds a list on a hill. A lot of people move to a different country.
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Windy with hungry fish.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #84 on: 12 July, 2020, 02:01:59 am »
Youth with cavalier attitude to native wildlife joins terrorist organisation, sticks it to The Man big-time.

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JennyB

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #85 on: 12 July, 2020, 06:27:58 am »
Little boy stops believing in imaginary friend.

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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #86 on: 12 July, 2020, 07:21:04 am »
The slaves are revolting
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nicknack

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #87 on: 12 July, 2020, 10:22:02 am »
Rock band is unhappy with model of ancient monument.
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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #88 on: 12 July, 2020, 09:17:04 pm »
banana republic invades bigger banna republic with more guns, young bananas go gorilla (guerilla).
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ian

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #89 on: 13 July, 2020, 10:32:05 am »
Middle-age bloke leches over daughter's best friend. Turns out to be a bit of perv.

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T42

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #90 on: 13 July, 2020, 10:45:35 am »
Directorial suspension of orbital mechanics gets the prettier astronaut back to Earth instead of burning up as she oughter; but hell, you knew all along that she'd survive, don't they always?
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #91 on: 13 July, 2020, 04:59:00 pm »
Young boy plays in the snow. That night he has a dream about playing with snow.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #92 on: 13 July, 2020, 06:13:45 pm »
Musicians play charity gig under trying circumstances.

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citoyen

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #93 on: 13 July, 2020, 08:15:15 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 13 July, 2020, 06:13:45 pm
Musicians play charity gig under trying circumstances.
Is that the one where their stage develops a leak?
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StuAff

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #94 on: 13 July, 2020, 11:27:21 pm »
People kill bugs. And bugs kill people.
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cycleman

Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #95 on: 14 July, 2020, 06:53:45 am »
Would it be possible for the films to be put in spoilers as I can get very few of them. I can look up the ones I don't know then  :)
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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #96 on: 14 July, 2020, 07:07:08 am »
A bunch of blokes steal a lot of money, then they do it again, twice, then they let the women have a go.
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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #97 on: 14 July, 2020, 07:07:58 am »
It's an insurance job
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ElyDave

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #98 on: 14 July, 2020, 09:29:00 am »
Everyone goes blind, then the killings begin
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Kim

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Re: Movie plots - the unattractive version
« Reply #99 on: 14 July, 2020, 11:43:06 am »
Quote from: cycleman on 14 July, 2020, 06:53:45 am
Would it be possible for the films to be put in spoilers as I can get very few of them. I can look up the ones I don't know then  :)

Good point, well made.

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