Author Topic: Movie plots - the unattractive version (Read 9053 times)

T42 · « **Reply #25 on:** 10 July, 2020, 09:17:30 am »

Whale bumps head on floating wood.

ian · « **Reply #26 on:** 10 July, 2020, 09:36:54 am »

Woman coming home from work thinks she recognizes someone.

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Tim Hall · « **Reply #27 on:** 10 July, 2020, 09:37:59 am »

Quote from: Legs on 10 July, 2020, 09:12:34 am

Quote from: fimm on 09 July, 2020, 05:08:54 pm
There's the well-known "Girl arrives in a new country and kills the first person she meets, then forms a group and plots to kill again..."
Is that The Wizard of Oz?

"And then the murders began"

Oops, wrong ~~pointless~~ silly game.

citoyen · « **Reply #28 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:06:26 am »

Quote from: Jaded on 09 July, 2020, 11:09:08 pm

Is it just me or is anyone else struggling with these? (Beyond Mary Poppins, of course) (oh god, I hope Mary Poppins is one of them)

Yes, to Mary Poppins.

The rest of mine are:

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Redlight · « **Reply #29 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:15:23 am »

Some musicians aren't very successful.

ian · « **Reply #30 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:24:06 am »

Spaceship has a troublesome pest infestation.

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citoyen · « **Reply #31 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:27:30 am »

Guest rates motel as "very unsatisfactory" on TripAdvisor, with particular criticism of the bathroom arrangements and attitude of landlord's mother.

Man takes hotel caretaker job over winter, gets bored and irritable.

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ian · « **Reply #32 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:33:02 am »

Child doesn't like clowns.

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Canardly · « **Reply #33 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:35:36 am »

Englishman learns to ride camel in desert.

Basil · « **Reply #34 on:** 10 July, 2020, 10:46:16 am »

Bloke goes to Mars, has a shit and comes back.

Jaded · « **Reply #35 on:** 10 July, 2020, 11:19:18 am »

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #36 on:** 10 July, 2020, 11:58:54 am »

Baddie bent on world domination thwarted by goodies.

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Legs · « **Reply #37 on:** 10 July, 2020, 11:59:33 am »

Suave man foils mega-villain's plans (x24.5)

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Legs · « **Reply #38 on:** 10 July, 2020, 12:00:18 pm »

Mr Larrington beat me to it.

citoyen · « **Reply #39 on:** 10 July, 2020, 12:42:14 pm »

Quote from: ian on 10 July, 2020, 10:33:02 am

Child doesn't like clowns.

It?

I thought that was more "Clown doesn't like children", but maybe you're thinking of something else...

Canardly · « **Reply #40 on:** 10 July, 2020, 12:51:31 pm »

After many hours actor tells woman he doesn't give a damn.

spesh · « **Reply #41 on:** 10 July, 2020, 12:55:20 pm »

Maverick cop fails to keep track of rounds expended.

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citoyen · « **Reply #42 on:** 10 July, 2020, 01:06:05 pm »

Quote from: T42 on 10 July, 2020, 09:15:43 am

Thick peasant with shady uncle grows carnations.

And the prequel: man inherits some land, local farmers negotiate to buy it off him.

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ian · « **Reply #43 on:** 10 July, 2020, 01:07:15 pm »

Quote from: citoyen on 10 July, 2020, 12:42:14 pm

Quote from: ian on 10 July, 2020, 10:33:02 am
Child doesn't like clowns.

It?

I thought that was more "Clown doesn't like children", but maybe you're thinking of something else...

No, that's it. I suppose it works both ways.

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #44 on:** 10 July, 2020, 02:52:22 pm »

Old widower has dispute with planning officials, accidentally abducts young boy.

Legs · « **Reply #45 on:** 10 July, 2020, 03:16:41 pm »

Italian Jew loses game in concentration camp.

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Jaded · « **Reply #46 on:** 10 July, 2020, 03:19:16 pm »

Shy man stops stammering.

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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #47 on:** 10 July, 2020, 03:22:41 pm »

Men look for buried treasure in the wrong place.

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ian · « **Reply #48 on:** 10 July, 2020, 03:25:03 pm »

People with a video camera get lost in the woods.

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TheLurker · « **Reply #49 on:** 10 July, 2020, 03:49:40 pm »

London suburb stages short-lived independence attempt.

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Gold smugglers are accidentally thwarted by schoolgirls

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Policeman solves crimes completely by accident.

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Farmer's son blows up government space installation.

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Two people become lovers/get married after numerous misunderstandings and arguments.
*Far too many to even start trying to name.

Two friends drive very old cars to a seaside town.

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Man bumps off family members in a fit of pique.

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Young woman rides winner in horse race.

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Some men dig some tunnels.

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