Letters wot I sent to the TV Licensing people in the distant past...
1) (October 1997)
<Address>
Sarah Jones
TV Licensing South West
Bristol
Your Reference V2.EP
Dear Ms Jones,
NON LICENCE NUMBER 1557334872
Thank you for your letter of 27 October 1997.
I do not have a television.
I do not want a television.
I do not need a television licence.
I wish to have my right to lead a television-free lifestyle respected without harassment from your bureaucracy.
For your information, I also do not have a car, but nobody pesters me as to why I have no licence for a non-existent possession.
I have an (unlicenced) boyfriend. He lives in another region and has a black and white television, for which he has the appropriate licence. Yet he too, is harassed for non-possession of a colour television licence.
I am not aware that is an offence to fail to have a colour television, - yet! Those of us who choose to live without television cannot live in peace. Even if I declare that I do not have a television, your Enquiry Officers are still permitted to trouble me.
I see no reason why I should tell you my name.
The Occupier.
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<Next Address>
Sarah Jones
TV Licensing South West
Bristol
Your Reference V2.EC
Dear Ms Jones,
NON LICENCE NUMBER 1656023389
Thank you for your letter of 30 April 1998.
I do not have a television.
I do not want a television.
I do not need a television licence.
I have moved myself and my personal effects, including my NON Television from<Old Address> to <New Address> .
I still see no reason why I should tell you my name.
It would now appear that I have to inform your bureaucracy of my change of address when I move house even if I don’t have or want a TV.
Given that these addresses are both hospital accommodation, don’t you think that we hardworking NHS staff have better things to do with our time than to write letters to people with whom we should not be dealing?
The Occupier.
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15 years on I still don't have a TV. I blame the parents; they brought us up without a TV. Of their six children, only one has a TV.