Probably not. Moving office on Friday.
Are you a high flying professional? Maybe you're feeling stressed? Possibly even tired and emotional? Despite having an intellect the size of a small planet you still feel overwhelmed and unsure how to find the relief you so desperately seek - sound familiar?Well worry not, salvation is at hand. Stood by the side of a roundabout in the middle of Essex are a bunch of new chums just waiting to take you in hand and resolve all your issues. The Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series will provide you with lots of healthy exercise, a lung full of fresh air plus the odd cheeky pint of beer. Your fellow members will listen to your woes and make helpful suggestions which will sort you out in no time at all. Every so often they will offer alternatives to the regular Wednesday evening rides, like the chance to ride round and round the Olympic Velodrome in scenic Stratford. Or you might get the chance sleep in a wood - heaven only knows where the MEMWNS will take you.So, make time in your diary for joining your new chums. You need more me time so what are you waiting for?
Whereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Quote from: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:04:29 pmProbably not. Moving office on Friday.New Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series advert (could be print, radio or TV/cinema) ...QuoteAre you a high flying professional? Maybe you're feeling stressed? Possibly even tired and emotional? Despite having an intellect the size of a small planet you still feel overwhelmed and unsure how to find the relief you so desperately seek - sound familiar?Well worry not, salvation is at hand. Stood by the side of a roundabout in the middle of Essex are a bunch of new chums just waiting to take you in hand and resolve all your issues. The Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series will provide you with lots of healthy exercise, a lung full of fresh air plus the odd cheeky pint of beer. Your fellow members will listen to your woes and make helpful suggestions which will sort you out in no time at all. Every so often they will offer alternatives to the regular Wednesday evening rides, like the chance to ride round and round the Olympic Velodrome in scenic Stratford. Or you might get the chance sleep in a wood - heaven only knows where the MEMWNS will take you.So, make time in your diary for joining your new chums. You need more me time so what are you waiting for?
Quote from: The Retiree on 20 April, 2017, 04:22:22 pmWhereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkYes, that one, but with the correct name.
Quote from: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 04:25:22 pmQuote from: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:04:29 pmProbably not. Moving office on Friday.New Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series advert (could be print, radio or TV/cinema) ...QuoteAre you a high flying professional? Maybe you're feeling stressed? Possibly even tired and emotional? Despite having an intellect the size of a small planet you still feel overwhelmed and unsure how to find the relief you so desperately seek - sound familiar?Well worry not, salvation is at hand. Stood by the side of a roundabout in the middle of Essex are a bunch of new chums just waiting to take you in hand and resolve all your issues. The Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series will provide you with lots of healthy exercise, a lung full of fresh air plus the odd cheeky pint of beer. Your fellow members will listen to your woes and make helpful suggestions which will sort you out in no time at all. Every so often they will offer alternatives to the regular Wednesday evening rides, like the chance to ride round and round the Olympic Velodrome in scenic Stratford. Or you might get the chance sleep in a wood - heaven only knows where the MEMWNS will take you.So, make time in your diary for joining your new chums. You need more me time so what are you waiting for?I am not sure I am particularly comfortable with you offering relief to stressed executives.However, if that is your wish then there must be several specialist publications that would be glad to receive your advert.
Quote from: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:40:29 pmQuote from: The Retiree on 20 April, 2017, 04:22:22 pmWhereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkYes, that one, but with the correct name.They are very friendly in there and they do carry out fish and chips and sandwich platters.Good effort. The Owl Hill Tearooms and The Monkey will make excellent venues for your "off-sites". The other week The Current Mrs R and I attended a cheese and wine soiree at The Monkey, it was excellent. We've also eaten there a couple of times before - we like it very much.
I must pop into your new offices once you're settled.
That's what secure entry systems are there for.
I should be happy to provide alternative healthcare provision for your Terling team, perhaps on a First Responder basis or maybe a regular surgery. I recent took deliver of a fresh box of latex gloves from Tool Station.
We need to think of your superhero name.I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.
Quote from: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 06:21:59 pmWe need to think of your superhero name.I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.Now there's a thought. Plenty of interesting ideas in this list ... http://www.superherodb.com/characters/
Quote from: psyclist on 20 April, 2017, 07:23:12 pmQuote from: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 06:21:59 pmWe need to think of your superhero name.I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.Now there's a thought. Plenty of interesting ideas in this list ... http://www.superherodb.com/characters/I either want to be Alfred Pennyworth or Captain Epic.
