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TheLurker

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1050 on: 13 November, 2023, 12:10:19 pm »
BONG.  Dog returns to vomit.
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Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1051 on: 04 December, 2023, 11:37:28 am »
BONG Man and wife need umbrella in the rain BONG

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Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1053 on: 09 December, 2023, 09:26:31 pm »
Aliens.
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ian

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1054 on: 09 December, 2023, 09:37:02 pm »
Surprised the Space Gorilla didn't eat it. Ain't no bananas in space.


Beardy

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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1058 on: 07 January, 2024, 02:17:03 pm »
Elon Musk is a drug that should be illegal.
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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1059 on: 10 January, 2024, 04:30:16 pm »

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1060 on: 10 January, 2024, 04:43:01 pm »

I say! Are they really playing that vulgar association footer at Eton now rather than the union variety? The cads are taking over! Ect, ect.
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Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1061 on: 10 January, 2024, 04:58:05 pm »

I say! Are they really playing that vulgar association footer at Eton now rather than the union variety? The cads are taking over! Ect, ect.
Thise look more like hockey posts to me. Belting people around the head with sticks is much more in keeping with a gentleman’s disposition.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1062 on: 10 January, 2024, 05:51:37 pm »

I say! Are they really playing that vulgar association footer at Eton now rather than the union variety? The cads are taking over! Ect, ect.
Thise look more like hockey posts to me. Belting people around the head with sticks is much more in keeping with a gentleman’s disposition.
Phew! Wot a relief!
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Morat

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1063 on: 11 January, 2024, 04:09:18 pm »
Eton was playing football long before those arrivistes at Rugby decided to pick up the football and declare themselves modern.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1064 on: 18 January, 2024, 12:09:04 pm »
>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Elderly man has enlarged prostate! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<
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Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1065 on: 18 January, 2024, 12:16:27 pm »
>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Elderly man has enlarged prostate! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<
But what are the implications !!!
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1066 on: 18 January, 2024, 12:39:12 pm »
>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Elderly man has enlarged prostate! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<
But what are the implications !!!

>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Number One Son set to take over family business! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<

Or something.
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Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1067 on: 18 January, 2024, 01:06:18 pm »
>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Elderly man has enlarged prostate! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<
But what are the implications !!!

>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Number One Son set to take over family business! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<

Or something.
ah, but, you missed
BONG Middle aged woman, mother of three, requires abdominal surgery BONG.

You’d have thought impending national collapse was in the offing based on the amount of coverage teh Beeb gave this last night!
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Wowbagger

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1068 on: 18 January, 2024, 01:10:01 pm »
>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Elderly man has enlarged prostate! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<
But what are the implications !!!

>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Number One Son set to take over family business! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<

Or something.
ah, but, you missed
BONG Middle aged woman, mother of three, requires abdominal surgery BONG.

You’d have thought impending national collapse was in the offing based on the amount of coverage teh Beeb gave this last night!
It's a bit like Man City having Haarland and de Bruyne injured at the same time.

Can't the Windsors buy some more royals before the transfer window closes at the end of the month? I think Denmark has a superannuated queen who has only recently hung up her tiara. Couldn't she be drafted in as a stopgap?
The loss of humanity I could live with.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1069 on: 18 January, 2024, 01:16:32 pm »
>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Elderly man has enlarged prostate! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<
But what are the implications !!!

>>>> BONG!!!! <<<< Number One Son set to take over family business! >>>> BONG!!!! <<<<

Or something.
ah, but, you missed
BONG Middle aged woman, mother of three, requires abdominal surgery BONG.

You’d have thought impending national collapse was in the offing based on the amount of coverage teh Beeb gave this last night!
That one confused me cos Heat In Durag used "Catherine" in the headline, and I don't pay enough attention to them to link up the names with the titles and the family relationships. I was wondering if Catherine was a sister of "Beatrice" or something like that.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1071 on: 18 January, 2024, 08:54:05 pm »

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1072 on: 11 March, 2024, 10:31:39 am »
BONG!!

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #1073 on: 17 March, 2024, 12:01:39 am »
BONG!!!!

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