Author Topic: Amusing Throw-away Lines  (Read 1476 times)

rower40

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Amusing Throw-away Lines
« on: 26 May, 2008, 09:20:05 pm »
New series of Enterprise: Doctor Phlox is talking to Captain Archer about pets:

"The Denobulan Lemur could be considered similar; they have tails, fur; most of them have one head."

Other candidates for smiley-inducing lines?
Be Naughty; save Santa a trip

Dave

Re: Amusing Throw-away Lines
« Reply #1 on: 26 May, 2008, 09:24:22 pm »
"But you've got a northern accent"

"Most planets have a north"

(It's the 'most' that does it)

or

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Chris S

Re: Amusing Throw-away Lines
« Reply #2 on: 26 May, 2008, 09:29:57 pm »
You play ball with us, we'll stick the bat up your arse.

rogerzilla

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Re: Amusing Throw-away Lines
« Reply #3 on: 27 May, 2008, 06:45:06 am »
"If he was touched, she'd become a regular do-gooder. If not, too bad"
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

alchemy

Re: Amusing Throw-away Lines
« Reply #4 on: 27 May, 2008, 07:00:56 am »
"Oh I'm sorry little man, I thought you were a finger puppet."


I'd love to have the opportunity to use this :demon:

Re: Amusing Throw-away Lines
« Reply #5 on: 27 May, 2008, 07:41:17 am »
I wouldn't leave you in charge of a battery.