Author Topic: And Then The Murders Began  (Read 9163 times)

Andrij

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #75 on: 03 May, 2017, 10:50:24 am »
On April 1, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech.  And then the murders began.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

red marley

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #76 on: 03 May, 2017, 10:59:46 am »
Ian picked up a copy of Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code and started to read. And then the murders began.

Vince

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #77 on: 03 May, 2017, 12:46:31 pm »
A long time ago on a message board far, far away a certain chap called Gunner Rodgers, who does actually exist and can be found riding around the Yorkshire Moors on a Giant OCR Team Replica, asked a question of his fellow Cake Stoppers. and then the murders began.
216km from Marsh Gibbon

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #78 on: 03 May, 2017, 02:07:19 pm »
Ooh, Gunner.  He liked a smiley or two nine, didn't he?
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Phil W

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #79 on: 03 May, 2017, 02:30:10 pm »
The riders arrived at the first LEL control. And then the murders began.

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #80 on: 03 May, 2017, 02:32:11 pm »
The riders arrived at the first LEL control. And then the murders began.

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #81 on: 03 May, 2017, 02:44:57 pm »
On April 1, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech.  And then the murders began.

Bzz. Repetition. Well your is from the intro, mine is from chapter one or something (a couple of pages back).
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Andrij

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #82 on: 03 May, 2017, 02:47:34 pm »
On April 1, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech.  And then the murders began.

Bzz. Repetition. Well your is from the intro, mine is from chapter one or something (a couple of pages back).

Entschuldigen Sie, bitte.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #83 on: 03 May, 2017, 08:01:57 pm »
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.  And then the murders began.
Move Faster and Bake Things

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #84 on: 03 May, 2017, 10:07:18 pm »
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since - and then the murders began.
Climbs like a sprinter, sprints like a climber!

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #85 on: 03 May, 2017, 11:29:42 pm »
On April 1, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech.  And then the murders began.
That one's been done already, near the bottom of the page.

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #86 on: 04 May, 2017, 12:32:47 am »
START, Lee Valley YH
0kmL out of car parkWindmill Lnno sign
0.5kmMURDERS

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #87 on: 04 May, 2017, 05:35:21 am »
Kim wins even the internet again.
Current mood: AARRRGGGGHHHHH !!! #bollockstobrexit

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #88 on: 04 May, 2017, 07:39:26 am »
Does it have to be the first sentence?


Reassembly is the reverse of disassembly...and then the murders began.

T42

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #89 on: 04 May, 2017, 08:38:19 am »
a way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

And now the murders begin.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #90 on: 05 May, 2017, 09:26:30 pm »
Down he sank in a chair—ran his hands through his hair—
          And chanted in mimsiest tones
     Words whose utter inanity proved his insanity,
          While he rattled a couple of bones..
..and then the murders began.
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ElyDave

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #91 on: 05 May, 2017, 09:55:54 pm »
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began.

To Sherlock Holmes she was always the woman. And then the murders began.
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #92 on: 05 May, 2017, 11:22:34 pm »
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.  And then the murders began.
Two days late, I'm afraid. I posted that one on May 1st

"In the year 1514, I left Castille in company with Pedro Arias de Avila, who was then appointed governor of Tierra Firma, with whom I arrived at the port of Nombre de Dios. And then the murders began."

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. And then the murders begin."
"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897

ElyDave

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #93 on: 05 May, 2017, 11:38:53 pm »
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own: that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. And then the murders began.
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Vince

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #94 on: 06 May, 2017, 12:47:46 am »
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun. Then the murders began.
216km from Marsh Gibbon

Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #95 on: 06 May, 2017, 07:49:29 am »
Even Shakespeare didn't get it right first time: 

Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York and they all lived happily ever after and then the murders began.

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ElyDave

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Re: And Then The Murders Began
« Reply #96 on: 07 May, 2017, 01:30:44 pm »
Brewing beer, as I mentioned in the introduction, is not actually all that complicated. And then the murders began
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens