Author Topic: Cillit Bang buys Durex  (Read 1257 times)

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Cillit Bang buys Durex
« on: 21 July, 2010, 02:28:47 pm »
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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #1 on: 21 July, 2010, 02:31:48 pm »
Vatican changes cleaning product supplier
Getting there...

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #2 on: 21 July, 2010, 02:42:18 pm »
Bang!  And the mess is gone  :D
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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #3 on: 21 July, 2010, 02:42:49 pm »
Clit Bang.
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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #4 on: 21 July, 2010, 02:45:25 pm »
Hi, I'm Barry Spaff!
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Wowbagger

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #5 on: 21 July, 2010, 02:52:59 pm »
Vatican changes cleaning product supplier

Pope goes the weasel?
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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #6 on: 21 July, 2010, 03:08:55 pm »
Durex pect me to believe that?

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #7 on: 21 July, 2010, 04:16:41 pm »
Barry Scott 'Gagged'?
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #8 on: 21 July, 2010, 04:22:01 pm »
Could be a red letter day.

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #9 on: 21 July, 2010, 05:30:21 pm »
Makes sense...

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #10 on: 21 July, 2010, 06:38:48 pm »
The Condom Coalition.
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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #11 on: 21 July, 2010, 09:24:24 pm »
Bang!  And the mess is gone  :D

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Re: Cillit Bang buys Durex
« Reply #12 on: 21 July, 2010, 09:25:58 pm »
Hi, I'm Johnny Scott, Barry's stepbrother.
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