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Richard III
« on: 12 September, 2012, 10:00:24 pm »
I think we need a thread about him.

That is all.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #1 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:04:33 pm »
Interesting that the skeleton they have found is reported to have a spinal problem.  While this would fit with the Tudor version, and the repainted portrait, it doesn't fit any contemporary descriptions of Good King Richard.  So what they are touting as a sort of proof it is him in fact turns out to be a proof that it isn't.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #2 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:29:22 pm »
'Near-death head injuries' would also tie in with contemporary accounts that he was killed by William Gardener with a pole-arm which stove in his helmet.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #3 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:37:55 pm »
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about ratemypoo.com?
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #4 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:40:25 pm »
Interesting that the skeleton they have found is reported to have a spinal problem.  While this would fit with the Tudor version, and the repainted portrait, it doesn't fit any contemporary descriptions of Good King Richard.  So what they are touting as a sort of proof it is him in fact turns out to be a proof that it isn't.

Are you sure you're not getting the spinal deformities confused? Richard III having a hunchback and a withered arm was Tudor propaganda, courtesy of the Bard. The unequal shoulder height, noted in contemporary descriptions, was indicative of scoliosis, which the recently-unearthed skeleton is showing signs thereof.

The archaeologists have a pretty good hunch that they have found his remains.

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Re: Richard III
« Reply #5 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:41:10 pm »
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about ratemypoo.com?

No, the body is being disinterred.

Is it true that when this body was buried, Leicester was only a hamlet?
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #6 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:51:23 pm »
Am I the only one who thought this thread would be about ratemypoo.com?

No, the body is being disinterred.

Is it true that when this body was buried, Leicester was only a hamlet?

No, it was a reasonably-large settlement, being recorded as a city in the Domesday book, but it lost that status in the 11th century, only being re-made a city in 1919.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicester#Medieval
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #7 on: 12 September, 2012, 10:52:21 pm »
Leicester Shakespearean factoid:

Leicester possibly has two Shakespearan kings buried there. The second being King Lear (Leir - the "founder" of Leicester).

Re: Richard III
« Reply #8 on: 13 September, 2012, 11:16:20 am »
Did he have a parking permit?
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #9 on: 13 September, 2012, 11:20:44 am »
And here was me thinking this was about the 2 Ronnies' sketch about a little brown Richard the third.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #10 on: 13 September, 2012, 12:03:26 pm »
Did he have a parking permit?

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Re: Richard III
« Reply #11 on: 13 September, 2012, 01:36:37 pm »
I wondered why one team in the pub quiz last night were called The Hunchback of Leicester Car Park.

(or something like that)
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #12 on: 13 September, 2012, 07:51:29 pm »
Pretty good sleuthing by the arch team it seems. Will be really interesting to see how reality compares with reported history and persistant folklore. Would be amazing if there is a skull to be reconstructed.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #13 on: 13 September, 2012, 08:02:08 pm »
Alas, poor Yorlik. I knew him backwards.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #14 on: 13 September, 2012, 08:54:27 pm »
I did think along the I knew NCP Horatio lines but couldnt make it work.
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Re: Richard III
« Reply #15 on: 13 September, 2012, 08:57:10 pm »
We thought, when they didn't initially find anything and the research grant was running out, they'd pop round to the local rural churchyard and ponce a few bones from the weedy  corner where the gravedigger stuffs them after a few hundred years, when the relatives have all moved away and they need the space for a new paying occupant.

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