Our neighbourhood fox has in the past left us 2 right hand work gloves (on separate occasions) and a left brown suede moccasin but this weekend's gift surpasses that. Oh and a half eaten sausage.
I thought at first is was a tube of mastic but on closer inspection turned out to be a well chewed tube of Ann Summer's chocolate body paint. We now need to work out which one of our neighbours use such an item. Maybe if we look for a one legged person with 2 right hands...