Yet Another Cycling Forum
Off Topic => The Pub => Topic started by: Elleigh on 20 June, 2008, 01:41:01 pm
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What would you put in room 101?
For me it would be:
1. Bind weed - it would take over my garden if I let it
2. Having to work on a sunny day
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Terry Venaballs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Venables) as he put cyclists there, and for two other reasons
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What's room 101???
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*checks Wikipedia*
OK, in that case, what would I put in there...................this week.
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Room 101 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_101)
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I'd put dull people in Room 101.
There's a guy at work who is so unbelievably boring, I often feel the need to cry.
No matter how early I get in - he's already there. No matter how late I stay - he's still working away. I don't think he's had a day off sick (ie a hangover!) in the last 5 years.
He has two holidays a year - usually to the most uninspiring tourist traps you can imagine. His girlfriend is also impossibly tedious.
So yeah, I'd force vodka and pills down the throats of boring people in Room 101!
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Cars!
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phil collins
chavs
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Room 101 itself.
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Room 101 itself.
Thanks Greenbank ::-)
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loneliness :(
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My spine.
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Wind, no not that kind. :)
My nightmares.
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Bow ties
People who whistle (you are NOT Roger Whittaker, you sound like a budgie on speed)
Answer machines that say 'your call is important to us'. (Well, ANSWER THE FECKIN' PHONE THEN!!!)
Politicians and councillors
Ambrosia Creamed Rice.
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Bean tin exhausts.
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Tennis in general and Wimbledon in particular
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Clarkson
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Headwinds, grit in the eye, and eczema.
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Snobbery
Political Correctness
Religion
Football
Pseudo-science
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Coldplay ;D
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Coldplay ;D
Lol!
;D
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Someone sitting in the other room
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Asthma
Insincere people
Horseflies
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[most] politicians
goats
lavender
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lavender
No no no no no :o
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lavender
No no no no no :o
I agree, it must not be put in there at any cost.
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Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted
(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)
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More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC
It is Sunday evening now. Plenty of time to have recovered; although maybe I could blame my lethargy today on that ride.
In fact, now that I think of it - let's put all gratuitous night riding in the room. After all, what point is there riding at 2:30am and trying to call it fun. We MUST be wrong.
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goats
What have you got against goats?
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Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted
(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)
They are all louder than the programmes - deliberately so, and I believe advertisers pay for the privilege.
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People who move to remote parts of the country for the "quality of life" and then appear on the local news whining about the slow broadband connection / the local school being closed because there are only three pupils there / how far away the nearest Waitrose is... ::-)
EDIT: or should this be in the RANT thread? :-\
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goats
What have you got against goats?
No, you can't have goats! They're cheeky, cute, smell lovely (see next point) and they make delicious cheese :P :P :P
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Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted
(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)
They are all louder than the programmes - deliberately so, and I believe advertisers pay for the privilege.
How much would we have to pay to have them at par, or better quieter?
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Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted
(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)
They are all louder than the programmes - deliberately so, and I believe advertisers pay for the privilege.
How much would we have to pay to have them at par, or better quieter?
It is the price of a remote with a "mute" function
You have no need to put this in here, isn't there a new law forbidding this from now happening?
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more to go in room 101
Doping
My TV
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Asthma
Insincere people
Horseflies
So that room's gonna be pretty crowded with 99.9% of the human race in there (best talk to the horseflies).
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goats
What have you got against goats?
No, you can't have goats! They're cheeky, cute, smell lovely (see next point) and they make delicious cheese :P :P :P
my hatred developed over a couple of summers looking after a dozen goats on my cousins farm in Norfolk. They're possibly the most manevolent, evil, smelly, stubborn and bloody-minded creature on the earth - see Baphomet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet).
their only saving grace is the cheese, the meat is absolutely minging and only slightly palatable in a very strong curry. The milk, on cornflakes or in tea is absolutely foul.
and as for lavender...
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Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted
(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)
They are all louder than the programmes - deliberately so, and I believe advertisers pay for the privilege.
How much would we have to pay to have them at par, or better quieter?
It is the price of a remote with a "mute" function
You have no need to put this in here, isn't there a new law forbidding this from now happening?
This seems to be something I talk (i.e. moan!) about quite often.
The adverts are not allowed to be any louder than the TV programs that they interrupt. However, many of the adverts have the dynamic range of their soundtrack compressed, i.e. the volume of all the sounds in the advert are the same as the loudest sound in the preceding TV program. Our auditory system perceives this as being louder than the TV program, even though the peak of the volume isn't louder.
I employ the mute button, or skip the adverts after recording a program on the digital PVR thingy. :thumbsup:
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Goat's cheese. All of it. Tastes wrong. Like a tramp fell asleep on your tongue. And then wet himself.
Plus, I inadvertently ate some during a picnic in Butte Chaumont, and in my exaggerated bout of choking, managed to roll down a steep hill and bang my head.
Bad stuff. And it's everywhere. Taking the veggie option is now an extreme sport for me.
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dust
slugs
mildew
p*ncture faeries!
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Big Issue sellers that ask you three times in the space of 5 minutes if you want to buy their "last" copy.
Not that I have anything against BI sellers, in fact I think it is great that the majority are selling it to get their feet back on the ground, and I once spent an interesting afternoon chatting to one in Leeds, but please please please, if I said no the first time you asked I am not going to change my mind just because you asked again.
Courgettes
Aubergines (they both should be tried at The Hague for crimes against decent food kind)
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Banks
Cars
Banks
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Banks
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Speakerphones.
People who are moody at work - leave it at home FFS.
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"Alternative" medicine.
Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.
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New Age wonks who steadfastly maintain that if you slice a tomato "the wrong way" it will fill up with "negative energy" and taste funny.
Astrology.
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New Age wonks who steadfastly maintain that if you slice a tomato "the wrong way" it will fill up with "negative energy" and taste funny.
Perhaps that is why I don't like tomatoes. Which is the right way to cut them? ;)
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New Age wonks who steadfastly maintain that if you slice a tomato "the wrong way" it will fill up with "negative energy" and taste funny.
Perhaps that is why I don't like tomatoes. Which is the right way to cut them? ;)
Dunno, I don't like tomatoes either...
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Neither do I. Put 'em in.
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New Age wonks who steadfastly maintain that if you slice a tomato "the wrong way" it will fill up with "negative energy" and taste funny.
Perhaps that is why I don't like tomatoes. Which is the right way to cut them? ;)
Dunno, I don't like tomatoes either...
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Can we put tomatoes in room 101, then?
Together with the companies which are incapable of making a sandwich which isn't slathered in the hateful things! :sick:
....And who are then also incapable of putting tomato on the filling description. :-[
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
(As you may have gathered ;) - just the smell of tomatoes makes me vomit....)
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Blokes should consume lots of tomatoes and tomatoe based products as it is extreemly beneficial in preventing prostate enlargement.
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No , not the tomato!!!
Can I just suggest you try some other varieties? I can understand if you buy your tomatoes from the supermarket - most of those are the fruit equivalent of the 'Value' chicken and are grown in greenhouses in the Netherlands - or your expereince is with the tinned variety.
There's some really nice ones out there
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Yebbut they taste even more tomatoey. :-\
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"Alternative" medicine.
Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.
I think this comes under my Pseudo-science suggestion ;)
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Location, Location, Location
Relocation, ditto, ditto
Place In The Sun/ By The Sea/ Up Your A****
In fact any show that purports to have "experts" telling other people how to find the best house, mind numbingly boring if you ask me and a waste of time...
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Don't put my Vortex Pendant in there, PLEASE!!!
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Location, Location, Location
Relocation, ditto, ditto
Place In The Sun/ By The Sea/ Up Your A****
In fact any show that purports to have "experts" telling other people how to find the best house, mind numbingly boring if you ask me and a waste of time...
Closely followed by
What not to wear
Look good naked
Anything else with trinny et al orbeing told how to dress or alter your body or looks.
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Location, Location, Location
Relocation, ditto, ditto
Place In The Sun/ By The Sea/ Up Your A****
In fact any show that purports to have "experts" telling other people how to find the best house, mind numbingly boring if you ask me and a waste of time...
are those shows about houses then ? I don't look beyond Kirsty and Amanda.
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trinny et al
:sick:
Don't forget the program with the fake doctor that paws through peoples' poo and exclaims how much it reeks. It's poo, of course it reeks!
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All those margarines that ponce themselves up as mock butter
ie
Utterly Gullible
I cant believe anyone could thinks its butter etc ,butter maybe a cholesterol bound pound piling dairy product but its a lot nicer than that shite.
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Big Brother
The Big Brother contestants
The Big Brother set
The person who designed the Big Brother set
Any magazine which is currently devoted to Big Brother
Ant & Dec
Davina
Any of my colleagues who spent last night watching Big Brother
George Orwell. Sorry chum, Down and Out doesn't compensate for the atrocity you spawned.
>:(
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You're a harsh woman, Liz: that's like blaming Ludwig van for the appalling Disney films about St. Bernard dogs. ;)
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Big Brother
The Big Brother contestants
The Big Brother set
The person who designed the Big Brother set
Any magazine which is currently devoted to Big Brother
Ant & Dec
Davina
Any of my colleagues who spent last night watching Big Brother
George Orwell. Sorry chum, Down and Out doesn't compensate for the atrocity you spawned.
>:(
Chuck em all off Wigan Pier
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George Orwell.
If we're putting in George Orwell then perhaps this thread should now be re-named The 'B' ship.
And yes, I would put all that excreble BB lot and all the z-list 'celebrities' and all their celebrity gossip magazines on it too.
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Big Brother
The Big Brother contestants
The Big Brother set
The person who designed the Big Brother set
Any magazine which is currently devoted to Big Brother
Ant & Dec
Davina
Any of my colleagues who spent last night watching Big Brother
George Orwell. Sorry chum, Down and Out doesn't compensate for the atrocity you spawned.
>:(
To liven up big brother they could assemble the contestants in the usual way but just not bother to broadcast it. Then after a while have the evictions with fake crowd noise so that the contestant comes out to a completely empty street somewhere in the arse end of nowhere with their suitcase on wheels and no money fo a cab. That part might be worth broadcasting.
If the contestants were to include any or all of Gary Dobson, Neil Acourt, Jamie Acourt, Luke Knight, and David Norris, then proceed as above but defer their evictions for a couple of decades.
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That's quite a ruse actually: forget to tell the house occupants that they've changed the rules and there's only one expulsion every 10 years... ;D
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To liven up big brother they could assemble the contestants in the usual way but just not bother to broadcast it. Then after a while have the evictions with fake crowd noise so that the contestant comes out to a completely empty street somewhere in the arse end of nowhere with their suitcase on wheels and no money fo a cab. That part might be worth broadcasting.
That's my plan if I ever make millions.
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Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted
(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)
They are all louder than the programmes - deliberately so, and I believe advertisers pay for the privilege.
Radio 4 producers who insert a snippet of pointlessly LOUD* music into a speech programme.
(You're on R4 - you should know better!)
*The genre/style could be jazz, rap or tibetan throat warbling - it's always TOO LOUD.
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Davina
Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict who fought it and made good, and uses her experiences to help others.
But all other Big Brother stuff can go in, especially Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and Big Brother's Big Ears.
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Davina
Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict who fought it and made good, and uses her experiences to help others.
But all other Big Brother stuff can go in, especially Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and Big Brother's Big Ears.
And Big Brother's Big Lesbian (http://divamag.blogspot.com/2008/06/big-brothers-big-lesbian-big-brothers.html).
*shudder*
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Davina
Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict who fought it and made good, and uses her experiences to help others.
But all other Big Brother stuff can go in, especially Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and Big Brother's Big Ears.
And Big Brother's Big Lesbian (http://divamag.blogspot.com/2008/06/big-brothers-big-lesbian-big-brothers.html).
*shudder*
<Elleigh sudders too>
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Bottled water, and the people who clutch a bottle wherever they go.
Believe me, the exertions involved in creating a Powerpoint presentation rarely require constant rehydration. I know your dynamic, outgoing persona demands that you look ready and prepared to undertake a marathon at any moment, but really, the closest you'll get is another Snickers bar.
The bottled water may, however, be useful given an eternity in Room 101.
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On a similar note, people that drink a 12 pack of red bull at work every day. Caffeine jitters and a face like a baboon's arse are not very endearing features.
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HMG and anybody else who thinks that the novel, "Big Brother" is an installation guide/how to rather than a warning of what _not_ to do.
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Hi Liz
Big Brother's Big Lesbian here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont worry Id put my blog into room 101 too.....It is tongue in cheek....
Have a great day :)
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Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict
Addicted to wonder woman?
(sorry...couldn't resist) ;)
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Dicks who rail against students, without pausing to consider where all the doctors, engineers, architects and myriad other clever buggers learned to ply their trades.
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"Alternative" medicine.
Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.
I think this comes under my Pseudo-science suggestion ;)
I agree with homeopathy and crystal healing. However, chiropractic is a recognised health profession with a significant evidence base (despite what the twat quack Professor Ernst might say - and I have a few stories about that man which are interesting... ;) )
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"Alternative" medicine.
Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.
I think this comes under my Pseudo-science suggestion ;)
I agree with homeopathy and crystal healing. However, chiropractic is a recognised health profession with a significant evidence base (despite what the twat quack Professor Ernst might say - and I have a few stories about that man which are interesting... ;) )
Chiropractic certainly seems to be working for me (with a practitioner suggested by someone not very far away in this thread). Although I did go to a talk at the practice on what chiropractic is, with the force in the universe and so on. I may be a Star Wars geek, but I think I'll focus on my back rather than the 'force'.
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Can we put banks in?
What? I mentioned it already, you say? Well, just wanted to be sure.
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The entire takeover of news-and-current-affairs programmes during Wimbledon fortnight (which ensures that Henley Royal Regatta gets no coverage ever)
Anything tennis-related (except, possibly, that poster of a woman in tennis kit scratching her a**e)
Wimbledon (the place, not just the Lawn Tennis Association's HQ)
Slough (oh it's grim)
Golf ("Take off and nuke the site from space - it's the only way to be sure.")
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"Alternative" medicine.
Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.
I think this comes under my Pseudo-science suggestion ;)
I agree with homeopathy and crystal healing.
I'm taking homeopathy out again. It's sorted out a medical problem I've had for several years in a matter of months.
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"Alternative" medicine.
Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.
I think this comes under my Pseudo-science suggestion ;)
I agree with homeopathy and crystal healing.
I'm taking homeopathy out again. It's sorted out a medical problem I've had for several years in a matter of months.
Fantastic things, placebos... :thumbsup:
;)
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This isn't the thread to go into it, but it's not placebo.
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....despite what the twat quack Professor Ernst might say...
What would a gynaecologist know about it anyway? :P
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Fantastic things, placebos... :thumbsup:
Yer, great singer.
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I think we may have forgotten banks...
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I think we may have forgotten banks...
That's because everything's been rubbish since 'The Crow Road'.
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
Put some clothes on then.... ::-)
;D
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
Put some clothes on then.... ::-)
Or is that the problem, when said clothes happen to be Elleigh's dominatrix outfit....
;D
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
Put some clothes on then.... ::-)
Or is that the problem, when said clothes happen to be Elleigh's dominatrix outfit....
;D
Well I do have a rather wide (over the hips to just under the bust), corset effect belt on today ;)
like this one http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/7e/c/AAAAAoiHFykAAAAAAH7GUg.jpg
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
Put some clothes on then.... ::-)
Or is that the problem, when said clothes happen to be Elleigh's dominatrix outfit....
;D
Well I do have a rather wide (over the hips to just under the bust), corset effect belt on today ;)
Goes for more Horlicks and another lie-down.
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Well I do have a rather wide (over the hips to just under the bust), corset effect belt on today ;)
like this one http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/7e/c/AAAAAoiHFykAAAAAAH7GUg.jpg
(Emits faint groaning noises)
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
Put some clothes on then.... ::-)
Or is that the problem, when said clothes happen to be Elleigh's dominatrix outfit....
;D
Well I do have a rather wide (over the hips to just under the bust), corset effect belt on today ;)
Goes for more Horlicks and another lie-down.
*Wonders what all the fuss is about.... *
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People who walk past my office and stare in as they pass.
Put some clothes on then.... ::-)
Or is that the problem, when said clothes happen to be Elleigh's dominatrix outfit....
;D
Well I do have a rather wide (over the hips to just under the bust), corset effect belt on today ;)
Goes for more Horlicks and another lie-down.
*Wonders what all the fuss is about.... *
Gee Reg, you know how to further deflate a gal who is suffering with a rather dented ego
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:-*
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But, should we put banks in Room 101? I think so.
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Banks, especially those who can't organise themselve to be able to open accounts properly.
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btw, I think you look lovely in that belt/corsety thing.
At least, from what I can see through your window ;)
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Back on topic.
White people with dreadlocks.
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Back on topic.
White people with dreadlocks.
Ahhhh, Wiggers, a particular point of hate for me. My view is if you are going to be proud of something, be proud of who you are, not who you want to be.....
And besides they look sh*te on a whitey....
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I think we may have forgotten banks...
That's because everything's been rubbish since 'The Crow Road'.
On the "conventional" writing front I would agree but the SF writing has remained on song in the main.
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Faye from Steps went through a dreads phase.
I used to have a crush on Claire from Steps until my then housemate pointed out that, when she sings, her mouth looks like The Joker's.
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Faye from Steps went through a dreads phase.
Oh yes, and that combined with the fake tan was quite horrible.
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Vodafone.
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"recruitment consultants"
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The Cateye CC-DW200HR (http://www.wiggle.co.uk/ProductDetail.aspx?ProdID=5360011895&referid=Frogoog)
*shakes head*
*punts it back where it came from*
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Gillian McKeith (just watched an episode of the real Room 101 where they put her in, and then saw through an effigy of her - brilliant)
Daytime television
HGVs and lorries in urban areas
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Gillian McKeith (just watched an episode of the real Room 101 where they put her in, and then saw through an effigy of her - brilliant)
Daytime television
HGVs and lorries in urban areas
I watched that last night Dara Obrien who I didnt really rate was excellent. :thumbsup:
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Religion
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depression
hormonal AAAAARRRGggggggghhhhhss
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The entire takeover of news-and-current-affairs programmes during Wimbledon fortnight (which ensures that Henley Royal Regatta gets no coverage ever)
HRR, you say?
If you've got the badges I've got the time off. 8) Cycling over in rowing lycra works a treat---even without a badge I've always found you can get into the boat tent area to change or at least snarf the free orange squash.
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My fears
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Fork Lift Drivers..they really do rule the world ( HGV drivers will know what I mean )
My Employers clients who dont pay their fugging bills
This weekends weather forecast
The A14
Foreign Call centres
Vine weevils
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Landlords. >:(
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One of my tight-arsed neighbours who moaned about paying the equivalent of an extra 50 cents a week to make sure we have enough building insurance to make sure we can get our homes re-built if they burn to the ground. This is after I've done all the running around to get the thing sorted out.
Idiot >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Plenty of candidates here: Clicky (http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/cammell-laird-social-club-2002/breaking-news/)
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I think we may have forgotten banks...
That's because everything's been rubbish since 'The Crow Road'.
On the "conventional" writing front I would agree but the SF writing has remained on song in the main.
I have just read The Steep Approach To Garbadale and am of the opinion that the standard is back to that of The Crow Road.
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Extendable dog leads
Extendable dog lead owners
Hungarians
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Schools who just can't be @rsed
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having to wear jeans and a jumper in bloody July!!!
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Credit Cards!
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Me
This f*cking summer
The combination of Parkinson's Disease and dementia
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The smell of yesterday's wet catfood as you come down the stairs.
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The smell of yesterday's wet catfood as you come down the stairs.
Would that be before or after it has been through the cat?
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Fear, doubt and someone whose name begins with S.
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Would that be before or after it has been through the cat?
I'm so lucky - my life is a constant thrill, I never know which I will find at the bottom of the stairs until I arrive there barefoot..... ;D
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Would that be before or after it has been through the cat?
I'm so lucky - my life is a constant thrill, I never know which I will find at the bottom of the stairs until I arrive there barefoot..... ;D
Time to buy some slippers, or a new cat. ;D
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Perfume. Of any kind
Crap toasters which imprison your toast
My sister's boyfriend.
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Management consultants
Recruitment consultants
Outsourcers
Estate agents
Oh, and cars ...
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Spiteful sisters in law.
People who ignore you.
People who lie.
People who say they friends, when actually they don't care about you and they are just using you.
Feeling stupid.
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Right then folks, I'm bored and feeling mischievous ...
Take out of Room 101 ...
Clarkson - I think he is funny and he makes my wife felling laugh. I like hearing my wife laugh.
Goats - in a previous life I used to go with my kids (humans not baby goats) to one of those farms where you could play with the animals. They had two goats called Ant and Dec. They were very funny and my kids used to laugh a lot. It was a sound I liked.
Ant and Dec - the humans not the goats. What's not to like?
Put in Room 101 ...
A certain woman from a previous life who now lives on the Dorset / Devon border.
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Faerie visitations. Obviously topping up the pressure yesterday just drew attention to myself.
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Just thought of some more (still bored) ...
Banks - most can stay in but take First Direct out
A12 and M25 - definitely go in
Hotels - most can go in except Premier Inns
Mercedes cars - had one once for 3 years. Over priced rubbish
Queues - they can all go in except the ones I'm at the front of
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What about fire alarms when it is raining?
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My sister's boyfriend.
Did I mention him?
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My sister's boyfriend.
Did I mention him?
Think he's in there already.
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What I am feeling at the moment
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The absolutely incompetent IT and organisation of this year's Fringe booking system.
I used my Friends of the Fringe advanced booking privileges on 7th June and booked all the tickets I want for this year. The computer system was down but she did the booking manually. The payment hasn't come off my credit card and the tickets were supposed to be sent out first class on Wednesday (that being the delayed date after all the cockups) but nothing has arrived.
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Ikea
Ikea sell well designed and useful things. It enables all of us to access simple products, and high design, at stupidly cheap prices. In doing so it has taught us to accept a culture of the new, when careful re-use would be cheaper and better.
Now, most households demand the flashy new kitchen, the new furniture.
Ikea is a disposable hell, that uses comfy psuedo eco arguments to justify an extreme and wasteful sort of greed.
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Yeah, but their kitchen stuff's good.
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NB: Ikea is a four letter word :hand:
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My sister's boyfriend.
Did I mention him?
There's a wood-chipper outside my house right now if that's any help. Why not put him in there rather than room 101?
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Hmm. A woodchipper, you say? Anyone fancy a trip to Huddersfield with a hefty trailer and a blindfold? He's a fat lad, so only the strong and bulky need apply.
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Did I mention that Fargo is one of my favourite films? :demon:
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And back on topic - other people mowing their lawns.
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Hello?? IKEA is just another shop.
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My sister's boyfriend. Why isn't he in there yet? >:(
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My sister's boyfriend. Why isn't he in there yet? >:(
Let me guess - you don't like him do you V ;) ;D ;D
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With good reason. Throw the git in there!
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Bad manners. >:(
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Bad manners. >:(
That covers 99% of Hungarians then...
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Bad manners. >:(
I dunno. I mean, Lip Up Fatty and the CanCan weren't very good, but they weren't that bad... ;D
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bt broadband "help"line. :demon:
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bt broadband "help"line. :demon:
Any rip off 75p plus a minute help lines.
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bt broadband "help"line. :demon:
Any rip off 75p plus a minute help lines.
In this instance is "free" - which means you can really lose the will to live.
Credit where it's due n'all that.. ::-)
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London Litter
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London Litter
That's better! ;D
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Sarah bloody Kennedy.
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Oh yes.
That reminds me.
Terry Wogan
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Nigel bloody Kennedy.
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any tv program that involves voting contestants / victims off
any tv program that involves following someone going about their daily business round with a camera
any tv program that involve putting people / families / partners into diametrically opposite situations to their normal ones and watching the result
any tv program that involves buying or selling property; especially abroad
any American tv program
itv "comedy"
now what does that leave?
(Room 101?)
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Room 101 itself.
Thanks Greenbank ::-)
already done (Stephen Fry)
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Bleeding-heart socialists
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any American tv program
Even "The Simpsons"?!? :o :(
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especially The Simpsons.
You do know it's not real ?
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especially The Simpsons.
You do know it's not real ?
Tell me that ain't so!
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(Room 101?)
We've already put Greenbank in room 101 for suggesting that 'room 101' go into room 101, so I would be careful with that suggestion, if I were you ;)
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(Room 101?)
We've already put Greenbank in room 101 for suggesting that 'room 101' go into room 101, so I would be careful with that suggestion, if I were you ;)
Boxes inside themselves, all a bit Möbius for my liking but then some people do say I get a bit up my own arse some times. ;)
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(Room 101?)
We've already put Greenbank in room 101 for suggesting that 'room 101' go into room 101, so I would be careful with that suggestion, if I were you ;)
Boxes inside themselves, all a bit Möbius for my liking but then some people do say I get a bit up my own arse some times. ;)
Can we put specula in room 101?
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(Room 101?)
We've already put Greenbank in room 101 for suggesting that 'room 101' go into room 101, so I would be careful with that suggestion, if I were you ;)
Boxes inside themselves, all a bit Möbius for my liking but then some people do say I get a bit up my own arse some times. ;)
Can we put specula in room 101?
Absolutely no - far too much fun to be had.
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Illnesses
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My arm.
Last time I gave blood it all went fine and I went to get my juice and biscuits and my arm started to bleed again, all over me, the floor and the biscuits. Today I went, all went fine, I was about to sit down with the juice and biscuits and then my arm started to bleed again, all over my sleeve, my jeans, the floor, the emergency couch but luckily not the biscuits this time.