I'd put dull people in Room 101.
There's a guy at work who is so unbelievably boring, I often feel the need to cry.
No matter how early I get in - he's already there. No matter how late I stay - he's still working away. I don't think he's had a day off sick (ie a hangover!) in the last 5 years.
He has two holidays a year - usually to the most uninspiring tourist traps you can imagine. His girlfriend is also impossibly tedious.
So yeah, I'd force vodka and pills down the throats of boring people in Room 101!