The entire takeover of news-and-current-affairs programmes during Wimbledon fortnight (which ensures that Henley Royal Regatta gets no coverage ever)
Anything tennis-related (except, possibly, that poster of a woman in tennis kit scratching her a**e)
Wimbledon (the place, not just the Lawn Tennis Association's HQ)
Slough (oh it's grim)
Golf ("Take off and nuke the site from space - it's the only way to be sure.")