Author Topic: Room 101  (Read 17779 times)

Fi

Re: Room 101
« Reply #50 on: 24 June, 2008, 09:56:06 am »
Yebbut they taste even more tomatoey.  :-\

D0m1n1c Burford

Re: Room 101
« Reply #51 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:07:38 am »
"Alternative" medicine.

Down the chute with Homeopathy, Chiropractic and especially Crystal Healing.

I think this comes under my Pseudo-science suggestion  ;)

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #52 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:16:02 am »
Location, Location, Location
Relocation, ditto, ditto
Place In The Sun/ By The Sea/ Up Your A****

In fact any show that purports to have "experts" telling other people how to find the best house, mind numbingly boring if you ask me and a waste of time...
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #53 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:17:38 am »
Don't put my Vortex Pendant in there, PLEASE!!!
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #54 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:28:46 am »
Location, Location, Location
Relocation, ditto, ditto
Place In The Sun/ By The Sea/ Up Your A****

In fact any show that purports to have "experts" telling other people how to find the best house, mind numbingly boring if you ask me and a waste of time...



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What not to wear

Look good naked

Anything else with trinny et al orbeing told how to dress or alter your body or looks.
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #55 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:31:10 am »
Location, Location, Location
Relocation, ditto, ditto
Place In The Sun/ By The Sea/ Up Your A****

In fact any show that purports to have "experts" telling other people how to find the best house, mind numbingly boring if you ask me and a waste of time...

are those shows about houses then ? I don't look beyond Kirsty and Amanda.

bobajobrob

Re: Room 101
« Reply #56 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:32:01 am »
trinny et al

:sick:

Don't forget the program with the fake doctor that paws through peoples' poo and exclaims how much it reeks. It's poo, of course it reeks!

onb

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #57 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:41:26 am »
All those margarines that ponce themselves up as mock butter
ie

Utterly Gullible
I cant believe anyone could thinks its butter etc ,butter maybe a cholesterol bound pound piling dairy product but its a lot nicer than that shite.
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Julian

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #58 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:43:10 am »
Big Brother

The Big Brother contestants

The Big Brother set

The person who designed the Big Brother set

Any magazine which is currently devoted to Big Brother

Ant & Dec

Davina

Any of my colleagues who spent last night watching Big Brother

George Orwell.  Sorry chum, Down and Out doesn't compensate for the atrocity you spawned.

>:(

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #59 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:45:16 am »
You're a harsh woman, Liz: that's like blaming Ludwig van for the appalling Disney films about St. Bernard dogs. ;)
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #60 on: 24 June, 2008, 10:45:49 am »
Big Brother

The Big Brother contestants

The Big Brother set

The person who designed the Big Brother set

Any magazine which is currently devoted to Big Brother

Ant & Dec

Davina

Any of my colleagues who spent last night watching Big Brother

George Orwell.  Sorry chum, Down and Out doesn't compensate for the atrocity you spawned.

>:(


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Re: Room 101
« Reply #61 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:02:40 am »
George Orwell. 
If we're putting in George Orwell then perhaps this thread should now be re-named The 'B' ship.

And yes, I would put all that excreble BB lot and all the z-list 'celebrities' and all their celebrity gossip magazines on it too.
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #62 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:09:31 am »
Big Brother

The Big Brother contestants

The Big Brother set

The person who designed the Big Brother set

Any magazine which is currently devoted to Big Brother

Ant & Dec

Davina

Any of my colleagues who spent last night watching Big Brother

George Orwell.  Sorry chum, Down and Out doesn't compensate for the atrocity you spawned.

>:(

To liven up big brother they could assemble the contestants in the usual way but just not bother to broadcast it. Then after a while have the evictions with fake crowd noise so that the contestant comes out to a completely empty street somewhere in the arse end of nowhere with their suitcase on wheels and no money fo a cab. That part might be worth broadcasting.

If the contestants were to include any or all of Gary Dobson, Neil Acourt, Jamie Acourt, Luke Knight, and David Norris, then proceed as above but defer their evictions for a couple of decades.
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #63 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:12:09 am »
That's quite a ruse actually: forget to tell the house occupants that they've changed the rules and there's only one expulsion every 10 years...  ;D
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #64 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:17:53 am »
To liven up big brother they could assemble the contestants in the usual way but just not bother to broadcast it. Then after a while have the evictions with fake crowd noise so that the contestant comes out to a completely empty street somewhere in the arse end of nowhere with their suitcase on wheels and no money fo a cab. That part might be worth broadcasting.

That's my plan if I ever make millions.
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #65 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:23:57 am »
Hayfever
TV Adverts that are MUCH LOUDER than the programme they've interrupted

(More to follow when my body & brain recover from FNRttC - about Christmas.)


They are all louder than the programmes - deliberately so, and I believe advertisers pay for the privilege.

Radio 4 producers who insert a snippet of pointlessly LOUD* music into a speech programme.
(You're on R4 - you should know better!)

*The genre/style could be jazz, rap or tibetan throat warbling - it's always TOO LOUD.
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Elleigh

Re: Room 101
« Reply #66 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:25:09 am »
Davina


Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict who fought it and made good, and uses her experiences to help others.

But all other Big Brother stuff can go in, especially Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and Big Brother's Big Ears.

Julian

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #67 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:45:37 am »
Davina


Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict who fought it and made good, and uses her experiences to help others.

But all other Big Brother stuff can go in, especially Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and Big Brother's Big Ears.

And Big Brother's Big Lesbian.

*shudder*

Elleigh

Re: Room 101
« Reply #68 on: 24 June, 2008, 11:50:00 am »
Davina


Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict who fought it and made good, and uses her experiences to help others.

But all other Big Brother stuff can go in, especially Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and Big Brother's Big Ears.

And Big Brother's Big Lesbian.

*shudder*

<Elleigh sudders too>

ian

Re: Room 101
« Reply #69 on: 24 June, 2008, 12:20:36 pm »
Bottled water, and the people who clutch a bottle wherever they go.

Believe me, the exertions involved in creating a Powerpoint presentation rarely require constant rehydration. I know your dynamic, outgoing persona demands that you look ready and prepared to undertake a marathon at any moment, but really, the closest you'll get is another Snickers bar.

The bottled water may, however, be useful given an eternity in Room 101.

bobajobrob

Re: Room 101
« Reply #70 on: 24 June, 2008, 01:03:09 pm »
On a similar note, people that drink a 12 pack of red bull at work every day. Caffeine jitters and a face like a baboon's arse are not very endearing features.

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #71 on: 24 June, 2008, 01:35:56 pm »
HMG and anybody else who thinks that the novel, "Big Brother" is an installation guide/how to rather than a warning of what _not_ to do.
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Re: Room 101
« Reply #72 on: 24 June, 2008, 02:52:06 pm »

Hi Liz

Big Brother's Big Lesbian here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont worry Id put my blog into room 101 too.....It is tongue in cheek....

Have a great day :)

Re: Room 101
« Reply #73 on: 24 June, 2008, 02:57:20 pm »
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Now I have a great respect for Davina, she was a heroine addict

Addicted to wonder woman?

(sorry...couldn't resist)  ;)

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Re: Room 101
« Reply #74 on: 24 June, 2008, 04:03:15 pm »
Dicks who rail against students, without pausing to consider where all the doctors, engineers, architects and myriad other clever buggers learned to ply their trades.
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