Had my annual Asthma Check earlier. This usually happens in early October, well after the pollen has fucked off but before the lurgy season begins. This time it happened straight after my annual nasty chest infection, with *hilarious* consequences.
In the interests of not wasting NHS resources, the nurse carefully manipulated the figures to stay below the "come back and see me" threshold, and sent me on my way with a promise of a "you know you're middle aged when..." checkup to look forward to next time.
Silly budgetary box-ticking exercise...