I know he should have had a lifetime achievement award by now, but after avoiding it for a decade I am watching Noel Edmonds on "Deal Or No Deal" in absolute horror. I don't know why I hate him so much...he's a smug rich bastard exploiting desperate poor people (let's be accurate: chavs) in an amazingly bored and casual manner, his beard is increasingly ridiculous, he must spend more time on his hair than the average catwalk model (and spend the GDP of Burkina Faso on Just For Men products) and he is trying to look about 40 years younger thn he is, and failing miserably..
No...I think it's the way he's dressed. Tweed jacket woith red leather collar and elbows, fuckingredtrousers and a cravat. Why isn't he a Bond villain? He wouldn't even need acting lessons.