From that list, you forgot 'skip bike' dude
I would prefer that you refer to her (the Raleigh Pioneer) as Ingrid.
It is only polite to call the lady by her proper name.
By the way, Justin, was your rear spindle broken?
I am guessing so, but as Ingrid is gently being retired, I thought it indelicate to look up her rear to check. Our relationship only started in March (it was an embarrassing beginning).
Ingrid owes me nothing, we did the etape this year together (you should have seen the looks we got). We have done off road audaxes, normal audaxes, touring, FNRttC, commuting and pootles.
I am deeply fond of her, but I have lined up her replacement (n++). Like many a jilted lover who is replaced with a younger model, she has not taken kindly to the news so there was a lot squawking yesterday. My apologies for bringing my personal problems along to the ride.